Eggs

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  • Devo
  • 02-01-2025, 08:50 PM
We've established trumpf has no plan for dealing with this bird virus.
Biden ordering chickens to be slaughtered was a safety protocol!
Anyone want to risk human lives?
Good grief
No plan trumpf is doing nothing to help Originally Posted by winn dixie

President's don't raise chickens, chicken farmers do.

But either of you two, what would you have Trump do.

Don't just bitch, provide the solution.

And it's NOT moving eggs from the national egg depository.
HDGristle's Avatar
Bitching is our god-given right. You want solutions? Pay me.

*points at the trade surplus for eggs*

*points at key tariffs and import policy*

*points at the lack of EO's issued*

There's a plethora of things he can do to prioritize this and throw the weight and purse behind American agriculture or bolster with the aid of allies he's engaged in trade wars with.

*points to sending Devo to get a government job to fix this as the egg czar since we're looking for solutions on a hooker board*

Why hasn't he unleashed the best people with the best brains?
winn dixie's Avatar
It's trumpfs job to do something.
He ain't even got a plan other than blaming others. Buck stops at trumpf!
Save the chickens and lower the damn egg prices!
winn dixie's Avatar
Foookin gristle...

Egg czar lol

Guys, guys I have a solution.

Just get the hens to lay 100 million fertilized eggs and then they’ll hatch and we’ll have more 100 million more chickens. Wooola.
HDGristle's Avatar
Doesn't account for the avian flu or natural mortality.

Doesn't impact prices next month.

Your plan rates a 1.3 out of 10.

Btw, which chickens account for 60% of avian flu cases?

have you considered what other livestock have been found with avian flu?
My plan was a joke. Once again idc about eggs.

I’m on my way to enjoy a nice omelet.

See yinz later.
HDGristle's Avatar
We know. We laughed heartily.

Make sure you gab while you eat.
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And that Trump is not the problem. Originally Posted by Devo
Neither was Biden, but that was the lie. So now it's trumps problem and as you can see nothing gets in the way of tax cuts for billionaires.
HDGristle's Avatar
Like Covid possibly backed by liberals for control, now once a Republican we have another pandemic this time the chicken.

Liberals clinging to anything because they lost control.
What has happened to the outrage of liberals concerning trannys in schools, may want to revisit that after the chicken pandemic.
HDGristle's Avatar
This bird flu has,been impacting poultry and egg prices since 2022.

There was a different bird flu in 2020. So Trump is experienced in this and not a first timer.
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There was a different bird flu in 3020. Originally Posted by HDGristle
Can bots time-travel, too? Impressive!
Remember when the now laughing stock Obama blamed any issue on Bush.
It was called Bush’s Fault.

Now we have the Chicken Pandemic by liberals. What will it be next, let’s see, I’ll guess Petro being a hero of the world, I’ll go with the next pandemic being “Tariffs.

Tariffs will be the next pandemic. Inflation by the Obama/Biden administration will be the fault of Trump, got it.