Qatar is no friend of ours. They are a friend to Trump. See how simple that is to understand?
Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
1. Qatar is our friend, because we throw Billions of dollars at it to have the largest drone base in the world based there. Damn thing looks like JFK or O'Hare but it's all UAVs on the taxiways and runways.
2. Qatar is just giving us some of our tax dollars back.
3. The new Air Force One has been at the official Boeing 747 refurb facility at San Antonio International for the past two weeks. Some of the upgrades / enhancements include:
- Every exterior surface will be ion coated 24K gold. This is the most effective defense for scattering IR laser targeting from ground - to - air missiles, no doubt fired by enraged DemoKans.
- The exterior extra distance fuel tanks will be refitted with massive, concert quality loudspeakers. Our Ultimate Leader was forever impressed with the Air Assault scene from Apocalypse Now that the new plane will deploy loudspeakers on final approach / landing / taxi to designated terminal. They will be blaring Rick James' "Super Freak" at 190 db +. Two tanks will spray aerosol napalm, because napalm in the morning smells like Victory, and the new plane has to smell as good as it looks, not like that trashy, overseas from you-know-where cologne.
4. Upon completion and delivery of the refurb to Andrews AFB, the call sign "Air Force One" will be permanently retired, and the new aircraft will be christened with the call sign "Ho Boat One, This Space Available for Your Ad".
I am so proud to be an Amerikan, and of our fearless Ayatollah, who gives his heart to every true Amerikan!
P.S.: I am not from South Afrika, and I am not being paid (directly) for this endorse / advertise ment.