Thinking of coming to Houston.. Need HONEST opinions!!

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Can I ask ALL of you, just ONE thing??? Have ANY of you even HAD a NURU before? Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
Yes...and from cheap, young, attractive, fit Asian women who know what they're doing...

This ain't Arkansas...maybe we should ask your clientele if they've ever had a nuru before, or if they've just had you...
"Can I ask all of you one thing?" "Have any of you even had a NURU before?

No, It is a new specialty limited to Little Rock only. Just did a quick BP search of all the NURU providers in Little Rock. You have two other competitors. Did the same search in Houston and got five pages of results. Some offer full service as well for $160. I have one very simple question. What sets you apart from the vast number of women that offer this service in Houston for far less than you as well as a full service ending? If you go to Houston, do yourself a favor and have a small town Plan B, such as Beaumont or especially Lake Charles. I would be shocked if your phone rings in Houston. Don't mean to be ugly, but you seem determined that we don't recognize value when we see it,yet you seem to ignore the elephant in the room that is you essentially bring nothing to Houston that they don't already have at a higher rate.
LexusLover's Avatar
Yes...and from less expensive?, young, attractive, fit Asian women who know what they're doing...

This ain't Arkansas...maybe we should ask your clientele if they've ever had a nuru before, or if they've just had you... Originally Posted by Wakeup
.... sounds better.
LexusLover's Avatar
Can I ask ALL of you, just ONE thing???

I try my best to create an amazing experience for you..one you will NEVER forget! Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
.... one reason one will "NEVER forget" .... especially if they post a review of the "amazing experience" .... IS .....

.. THE FOLKS ON HERE WOULD MAKE SURE ONE WAS REMINDED DAILY!!!!!

I want to forget the image right now ....

... 180+ pounds of slippery fat crushing down on me for 45 minutes.
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  • 12-06-2016, 05:38 PM
Sounds like you need a Throat Punch Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Was a joke, my dear. Chill. Okay?

.....And that's all I'm going to say on this thread. Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
Promise?
I guess she got her box of chocolates
Can I ask ALL of you, just ONE thing??? Have ANY of you even HAD a NURU before? I'm not trying to make enemies or friends here. The reason I believe I have something different to offer is because of the feedback I receive from my clients both at home and when traveling. I have also studied this massage and watched countless videos (not just porn ones either!) and researched the product itself and have found that if done correctly, it can be very beneficial to both the giver and the receiver. What I have found is a lot of girls claim to do Nuru massages but use baby oil or some other crap oil and think that is ok and rip people off...I use authentic nuru gel imported from Japan as an extract powder and mix it myself so the texture is just right. Some girls use blow up mattress that are awkward and uncomfortable...I use a real bed with a special nuru sheet over it and a heating pad underneath it to keep you warm. Some girls just get on top of you and just roll around with no rhyme or reason which is NOT relaxing or sensual but I use swedish techniques with long slow seductive strokes with my whole body not just my hands. There is no jerking or sharp fast moves, every move is calculated, smooth, and effortless making it erotic like nothing else. I also make sure the room is very dark and only lit by candles, soft music is playing in the background, and the room is always nice and toasty for you to be comfortable. When we are done, I will start the shower for you and get it nice and hot while you relax on the bed, get your towel and washcloth ready for you and then have you come join me for a nice warm shower to get everything off. There is no rushing, no clock watching, no stress...just pure bliss when you are with me. My point is,I put a lot of time and effort into this and I am sincere about Nuru's. I try my best to create an amazing experience for you..one you will NEVER forget! And that's all I'm going to say on this thread. Thank you to everyone for the good, bad, and ugly advice...it was all taken in and appreciated. Have a good day! Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
YAWN

Again whore you don't offer anything spectacular that a asian whore doesnt offer for little to nothing... WE KNOW WHAT NURU IS it's not anything new sliding on a guy ain't a skill a retard could do it...

Can you DT a 9 inch winky without gagging now that's a skill houston tards will jump all over...

Slow seductive strokes with my whole body is what you claim but that's nuru that's what your suppose to do so you aren't doing anything spectacular or special...
How YOU gonna tell me what I love chica? I wouldn't expect u to understand because u probably don't love having dicks shoved down your throat or in your pussy day in and day out BUT I do LOVE the feeling of two bodies sliding across each other and feeling my client actually relax and let go of their worries and cares. That let's me know I'm providing an ACTUAL service. Now I'm not downing what you do because some just want to bust a but but others want an experience so we both are needed. But don't tell me what the hell I do it for or why I love doing them just because that's why you do it! I don't know what kind of whack nuru's y'all are use to there but mine are very erotic, sensual, and my clients experience a sexual awakening they will NEVER get from a regular escort session or regular massage. So, no little one...its about so much more than the money..that's an added bonus!! Maybe you will find something to do with your life that u can be that passionate about someday. Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
I know you love chocolate cake a little to much...
I know you love chocolate cake a little to much... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Dorfy, yummy won't make me cookie...can you help a brother out? I'm jonising... bad.....
I know you love chocolate cake a little to much... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
LMAO!
LexusLover's Avatar
Lol


Whores insulting whores.....oh ok....

I guess you told her...lmao....good job....




So anyway......
Hi there! I want to come see y'all so bad but I'm really nervous that what the massage I do may not get much reaction. I'm a Nuru artist from Little Rock and want to come for about a week. Please let me know your honest opinions. Thanks so much! Originally Posted by Italianbeauty4u
If u don't take it in the arse ur kind ain't welcome round here...
Lol


Whores insulting whores.....oh ok....

I guess you told her...lmao....good job....




So anyway...... Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

She asked for honest opinions
I take it up the pooper...ijs...