Maybe me making out with Jules might help me a little.
Originally Posted by Tara Evans
PUHLEEEEEASE DON'T. She might catch whatever strain of psychosis you've got. Horse face notwithstanding. Leave it to you to think only of yourself.
The one and only time I PM'd you to try to schedule a visit went off like a lead balloon filled with noxious farts. Why should the poor girl risk her sanity doing you? That would just be downright uncivilized, if not riskily insane.
At least Jules was polite and sweet to me when she turned me down during one of her tours. She's a hell of a long ways from becoming a bitch in my book. You, on the other hand, passed with flying colors. That, might also be contagious.