Your Favorite Movie Quote(s)?????

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Cool Hand Luke, circa 1967
Starring Paul Newman

Death Proof

Girl on the car hood to girl driving.

Can't you just pull over..... you've got a gun in your purse......
we can just pull over and shoot his ass.

Nooo...I gotta keep driving...... if I just stopped it would
ruin the move.....just hang on.

Not an actual line from the movie but it should have been

"I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!"
(Ted (2012))

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
(Ghostbusters (1984))


"Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy..."
(American Pie (1999))


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))

The Big Lebowski

Mr Treehorn treats objects like women..... man

Hey! Hey! Hey! careful man.... there's a beverage here

"Machete don't text"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4D8EoI2Aqw

"It's a boy or girl?" (from A Field in Engliand; one of the soldiers to his buddy who tries to crap while being very vocal in the process)

The Devil's Rejects.....(Rob Zombie flick) Character: Otis B. Driftwood......



Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.


Otis B. Driftwood: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

"I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!"
(Ted (2012))

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
(Ghostbusters (1984))


"Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy..."
(American Pie (1999))


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)) Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn

Look who rears her pretty head? Too bad I couldn't get under you or your post!

Yeah...that's on topic...

^^Lighten up Francis

^^ Uncle Hulka?

Yeah...that's on topic... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Uhhh...He's correct. Continue on.

(Boat's and Hoe's)
(Step Brothers!)

One of my faves.

From the 13th Warrior:

"I am not a warrior,"

"Very soon, you will be,"

Scene from Grandmas Boy.
Alex and Josh are being evicted and Alex asks Josh
what's he been doing with the rent money.


Josh: I loved them so much...
Alex: You loved who?
Josh: The Girls of Madam Camae's Filipino Palace...
Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
Josh: They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Mover #2: Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.
Mover #1: There is a word for that... I think it's hooker!
Josh: You're a hooker!