Deal Breakers for providers

Oh hell, bigger than 6 inches, only wants an outcall, early morning, late night, or weekend appts, over a certain weight or age, too many bs reviews that correlate with being extremely demanding, guys who can't read when you are in town, guys who ask stupid questions that are already freaking answered on a website, guys who ask "do you do half hours," guys who board stalk and make stupid comments after my every post, guys who have voiced time and again how all that matters are acronyms, and not the experience as a whole, and if he lives in Texas lmao!

Is that what you were asking lol! Originally Posted by London Rayne

I agree with the asking stupid questions that have already been answered

Naomi said it was her's tho Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

hahaha

Just for clarification, saying that a yeast infection occurred as a result of rough or prolonged intercourse is not the same thing as saying that a yeast infection was transmitted through intercourse. Causing soreness in a woman's lady parts can lead to a yeast infection by throwing off the natural balance of microorganisms down there. Yeast is one of those microorganisms, and soreness somehow (I don't know the mechanism) causes it to grow out of control. Also for clarification, the yeast in yeast infections is not the same kind of yeast in bread. Gimme that, I know that bread comment was probably a joke, but this is still a common and annoying misconception.

........... and you can also get a yeast infection from wearing tight jeans.

........... and you can also get a yeast infection from wearing tight jeans. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Yes, anything that keeps the outside of the vagina moist for long periods of time can throw off the natural balance of things as well.

Yes it was a joke.

If a lady is baking bread down there.....it had nothing tto do with me. Lol

I pretty much agree with what everyone has said thus far! Apart from the size bit...I will see clients over 6 inches, but if I had my choice there would be no monster dicks! Lol..

Another deal breaker for me (which unfortunately I can't tell until the appt) would be Dick Cheese!!! Ewww!!...Yes I said it.. Originally Posted by Valerie

So, I guess circumcision has it's advantages?

+ 1 ...I always prefer to talk on the phone even if only a breif conversation because theirs no subsitute for what the ear knows is right or not right. It makes the comfort level go way up which makes more for a better initial encounter. Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

After I get all the references taken care of, done my research I LOVE to talk on the phone a time or 2 before meeting up.

For me personally the no-no's are as follows:

1)Expecting me jump right up and stop what I am doing at a whim with out good screening being done first. I just don't need Mr. Ben that bad to be foolish with my safety or health, nor the gentlemen who do come see me!

2)Negotiating my fee. If I want to offer something different I will let them know.

3) Asking straight up what the rates are: I have a ad up some where and my base is on P411 and website. Don't be lazy Go RESEARCH! Ask me for links!

4)Expecting or asking for nude pics, I have a fan club for those who really want to see what can happen behind closed doors, OR I have already posted them in a showcase.

5) Asking for BBFS ... BIG NO NO!!!! Seeing providers who have been known to go BBFS as well.

Turn off's but may not result in me opting out a visit are:
1) lack of providing good references the first time contacting me. I wish more would make a habit of listing them the first time. I LOVE to pre-screen so we can communicate more openly.

2) Using someone who is not good at screening a client, but has other good references is good. I will stop and ask more questions at that point.

3) Being wishy washy!!! I hate being lied to! I have a easier time respecting a gentleman telling me he decided to go with another gal than giving me some line of BS - lack of funds, time etc then to only see a review posted of someone else. Just be honest ... Momma always told me honesty is the best policy.

4) Knowing I may be a gent's ATF, but he fails to meantion me when he posts in relative related threads. Again goes back to BS.

Realizing we all like different things, at different moments, somethings are just better left alone. Not all are always on your mind at any given time reminds me to hold my tongue sometimes. Size does not matter to me, but dealing with "Funk" does!

Yes I am opinionated! You will find me to be a big sweetheart and a great possible friend if you just don't fill me full of bullshit!

Yes it was a joke.

If a lady is baking bread down there.....it had nothing tto do with me. Lol Originally Posted by gimme_that

LMFAO! "Baking bread" ... Dunno but . as long as you tell em up front and they're down There's nothing wrong with rough sex all night long. Some ladies like that.. not all.. obviously. Just saying.. ok im done.

LMFAO! "Baking bread" ... Dunno but . as long as you tell em up front and they're down There's nothing wrong with rough sex all night long. Some ladies like that.. not all.. obviously. Just saying.. ok im done. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

,<------Yep some of us like that

Yeast Infection??? Geeezz.....never thought I'd miss talking about "dick cheese"??

Yeast Infection??? Geeezz.....never thought I'd miss talking about "dick cheese"?? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

LMAO!

Yeast Infection??? Geeezz.....never thought I'd miss talking about "dick cheese"?? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

yep this thread took a nasty turn.....yuck

Okay, back on topic.....Val, I was looking at your showcase photos and ordinarily, any woman with a big star tatoo on her face would be a deal breaker for me... http://www.eccie.net/eccie_showcase....preview&g=2823

But with a body like that, I might not ever see your face!!!