Things you guys NEED to know....

I took a shower one time. Originally Posted by bojulay

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I would like to second that offering to take a shower WITH me would be very well received. I'm new to the hobby and a bit paranoid about not having the lady in view while I'm at her place.

But, I suppose that if you're using makeup that showering would be a problem.

Rule one: NO crapping at the incall at all!
Second: crap before you shower, use wet wipes & wash your ass not with just a washcloth, but a SOAPY washcloth!
Third: if you do crap after the shower, use wet wipes and shower before play! Usually the lady will join if asked!

I would like to second that offering to take a shower WITH me would be very well received. I'm new to the hobby and a bit paranoid about not having the lady in view while I'm at her place.

But, I suppose that if you're using makeup that showering would be a problem. Originally Posted by JunkMailGeorge

How about I draw you a warm bubble bath and massage your back as you soak the parts you want my mouth and tongue on later? And I'll wear a thin white nightie that you can splash water on until it's see through.

Agreed, I do love this thread! )

But no, don't call him out. That would be very very bad. I'm pretty sure the poor guy got the message by now. This is where references come in handy: "great guy, but make sure he showers well before the fun starts." Originally Posted by thathottnurse

A great guy? He wiped his ass with her body wash cloth and left it in the shower for her to clean, I call that kind of guy an asshole and he does deserve to be called out.

Publicly ridicule some poor guy by name for not knowing his ass was dirty???

FUCK IT, I'm sorry, this is highschoool.

Publicly ridicule some poor guy by name for not knowing his ass was dirty???

FUCK IT, I'm sorry, this is highschoool. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

He knew his ass was dirty, otherwise he would not have wiped it with her body wash cloth then leave it for her to clean. Poor guy, huh?

BTW, are you saying calling people names because you perceive they called you one also ridiculing and calling someone a fcuking moron along with other choice names because they do not agree with your opinion are the adult things to do?

Dang THN...I'm probably high-school!

I found that OP shit (pun) gross and funny and sad. To leave skid marks (as an adult) on someone's bed is just freaking gross and shows a bad case of ignoring ones personal hygiene or total disrespect for what you're about to do with someone (intimately). I don't think she named the guy in this thread? (or at least I didn't see that).

I'm thinking maybe a box of diaper-wipes at the door might be in order?

Interesting thread. At least we know which poop friendly providers to see after we take a dump.

Well the guy isn't coming ON HERE HIMSELF and saying its okay to leave skid marks on comforters so in the interest of being ACCOUNTABLE for one's OWN ACTIONS I think it would be unfair and highschoolish to "call him out" for having a dirty ass.

Big difference between unknowingly making an ass out of yourself BCD and purposefully doing in out in the open. Wouldn't you say, davidfree???

Interesting thread. At least we know which poop friendly providers to see after we take a dump. Originally Posted by Jarvis

rotflmao!

Interesting thread. At least we know which poop friendly providers to see after we take a dump. Originally Posted by Jarvis

I offer clean, fresh spa shower and towels to all my hobby friends. Thanks for the opportunity to advertise that.

Any other ladies wanna take this opportunity to mention they offer showers and a nice beverage to their gentlemen friends??

What kind of explanation do you think he would have for stinking up her incall and leaving shit stains on her bed and body wash cloth? He should be accountable for his actions. As I said previously, if he did not know his ass was shitty, he would have just pulled his pants up, instead, he wipes it with her body wash cloth, maybe that did not compute with you, so I explained it in greater detail for ya!

The answer to your question is NO.........because what many people do BCD, and this site is one of the many, where you can post the good and bad people do so that you can be aware, hence E C C Information Exchange, not be be confused with E C C Speculate and call it fact Exchange, even though much of this site is about the assumptions of usually mountain out of a mole hill or 100% fabricate stuff about people for reasons only known to them.

Now I would like you to answer my question I posed in post #97, THN.

Easy there SD, I already heard it was you, freedavidsass and Jarvis after a friendly game if Turd Tampons. Don't be so quick.

Its funny how you guys are getting so worked up over skidmarks on a chicks comforter but downplay the existence of human trafficking. Is it March 5th or March 7th? Let's really talk about your motivation here.

Provider or hobbyist - these type of issues should handled privately. Unless you think the way to tell the smelly kid in school he had an odor problem is publicly in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch. If that's the case you have sensitivity issues.