Bad blow jobs

This thread is making me want to come out of retirement. If I do, P and Lena D would be top 3 on my must see list. From my experience, the only thing that ruins a bj is a condom and teeth. BLS is very important and I do like the eye contact, except when I have my head buried in a beautiful pussy. I prefer she swallow, and keep going until I have to stop her.

Passion and the illusion that she is enjoying being with my fat old ugly ass helps too. The worst bj I've ever had, the girl was trying to get me off about 30 minutes into our hour session but the condom and I weren't getting along so she was going to finish me with her mouth. I don't know if she was having an off day or was just tired that day, but she had no passion or energy with the bj, and I never did finish. I gave her another try a couple of weeks later, and we clicked that day. She drained me in less than 15 minutes. DAMN, now I'm really thinking of coming out of retirement to meet this sexy insurance Lady I've heard so much about!

DAMN, now I'm really thinking of coming out of retirement to meet this sexy insurance Lady I've heard so much about! Originally Posted by baloo6878

Thank you hun!
When you're ready stop by my office, I have some quotes for you.

Like a good neighbor,, Seeking ~P is there!!

Damn Miss P I definitely got to see you now

94 responses in a few days! Yet another pertinent and epic thread by Miss P. Now I'm gonna filter through the responses in search of hot tips to improve my BJ skills.

No such thing as a bad blow job. Originally Posted by Boudin3112

My wife gives bad blow jobs... That's primary reason I hobby.

Guess I have been lucky... never had a bad blow job. Talk with your wife, teach her what you like. If you two have a great thing going, she will listen and want to please you. But you have to make an effort to make her pleased as well and not just sexually, she might want romance.

94 responses in a few days! Yet another pertinent and epic thread by Miss P. Now I'm gonna filter through the responses in search of hot tips to improve my BJ skills. Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

Yes, Lena D.
I have taken all tips into consideration as well. No man (on here) should receive a bad or sub par blow job, ever!

Guys please continue seeing us.
W/me you'll leave feeling relieved and like
money well spent!!!!

#AvailableForSucking!

I suck at blowjobs... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Haha! Punny ;-)

I'm here for this!

#AvailableForSucking Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Thank you Myren! This is a high honor coming from you sir as you have such exquisitely refined sensibilities.

Both Seeking ~P and Lena could teach graduate courses in BBBJ techniques. Doesn't get any better than THAT! Originally Posted by myren1900

^ +1

No such thing as a bad blow job. There are good ones and great ones! Take your time, build me up slowly, start with a little teasing, light kissing on the shaft, small licks while just cupping my balls in your hand. Look at me and grin in a sexy manner stick your tongue out while still looking at me and lick up my shaft, not too fast, take your time. Catch your breath, stroke my penis lightly, play with the balls, watch the dick get excited with anticipation. Kiss some more, lick the balls. Stroke the top of my penis, lean up and ask me if I want to be in your mouth yet. Wait for my cue and keep teasing me, ask again in a sexy and sultry tone if I want to be in your mouth. Take me in slowly while holding my dick upright as I lay on my back, don't rush it, take your time. Go up and down with your head while sucking and licking the shaft with your tongue. Stop, come up for air after some time, while up for air look me in the eyes and stroke the top of my penis with your hands. Again take me in your mouth slowly, take your time. Watch for my cue and feel my hips thrust as the anticipation builds, stop and go more and more, ask me if I am ready to cum, ask me where I want put my cum, if I want to cum in your mouth or on your face. Head and hand are bouncing up and down until I explode! Don't stop, keep going even I pulsars and cringe like it is too much, don't stop. Lick the excess cum off my shaft, continue to stroke me and get the last out. Show me my cum in your mouth or on your tits, smile some more.
I think that's a great blow job. Who on hjere can do this? Takes time at least 15 minutes but averages around 20 minutes. Don't just take me your mouth stroke up and down, boom, done. That is just a good blow job, not great. Originally Posted by Boudin3112

It's like you just described what majicmouth just did to me , twice! Review to follow.

She use the cough drop Mike?

That and the coconut oil, lol