Hillbilly shitsucker. You trying to tell me what to do, you shitfaced dicknip? This is 'merica goddammit. You don't tell me SHIT!. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I'll go get my guns and make sweet love to them. Drill a hole in my bible and fuck it if'n I want to. You can't do shit about it. You don't tell me what to do, I tell you what to do , shitnip.
"I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand before you today beholden to no human cocksucker".