What happened to Dorian Gray?

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Now would be an awesome time for someone to make a "Hitler finds out Dorian has gone missing" video...
Or.....

Just post the funeral arrangements...

Check the chronicle .....
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Putting all speculation aside, he has joined my cult and begun his path to enlightenment.
New members are not allowed hooker board access in the first six months of joining.
Now would be an awesome time for someone to make a "Hitler finds out Dorian has gone missing" video... Originally Posted by boardman
Hitler has made a public service announcement.
DORIAN GAY SHALL BE FOUND.
The search has started.
http://youtu.be/8xwflAtWBGE
"Thumbs up" to that video........




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Perhaps Dorian was abducted by aliens ... maybe that could explain his disappearance. Idk.
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The search has started.
http://youtu.be/8xwflAtWBGE Originally Posted by siberia
Yeah fucking great.......Now who's the rat who spilled the beans? Now along with Mr. H, I got Eichmann and Himmler blowing up my phone all night....bm is an expert in hunting down rats and he has ways of making you talk....ijs


Perhaps Dorian was abducted by aliens ... maybe that could explain his disappearance. Idk. Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666
I kinda doubt the aliens would have him other than to give him a good ole anal probing for shits and giggles but I just had another thought......boardman?....you don't think DG was fucking around with the Nazi time travel Bell do you?



You were in that meeting too and we were specifically told the technology hasn't been perfected yet and not to be fucking with the buttons....but you know DG, he sees a control panel full of buttons, knobs and levers and he can't resist the temptation to finger fuck everything....lets just hope he didn't fuck around and get his ass sucked in to some unknown fucking wormhole....
Yeah fucking great.......Now who's the rat who spilled the beans? Now along with Mr. H, I got Eichmann and Himmler blowing up my phone all night....bm is an expert in hunting down rats and he has ways of making you talk....ijs




I kinda doubt the aliens would have him other than to give him a good ole anal probing for shits and giggles but I just had another thought......boardman?....you don't think DG was fucking around with the Nazi time travel Bell do you?



You were in that meeting too and we were specifically told the technology hasn't been perfected yet and not to be fucking with the buttons....but you know DG, he sees a control panel full of buttons, knobs and levers and he can't resist the temptation to finger fuck everything....lets just hope he didn't fuck around and get his ass sucked in to some unknown fucking wormhole.... Originally Posted by Russ38
Ha!
You got pictures of top secret
teleportation technology.
Good going.
Oh shit, someone saw us talking.

A sex change, blonde hair, blue contacts might help you make it
out alive.

Frontal lobe labotomy is your fate
my friend if you don't escape.
Hurry,run....get out of my way.
boardman's Avatar
Omg.
I laughed till couldn't
breath.
Russ38's Avatar
Ha!
You got pictures of top secret
teleportation technology.
Good going.
Oh shit, someone saw us talking. Originally Posted by siberia
No worries....sadly, the person who saw us talking had an unfortunate accident....shit happens.....
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That's fucking hilarous
Yeah fucking great.......Now who's the rat who spilled the beans? Now along with Mr. H, I got Eichmann and Himmler blowing up my phone all night....bm is an expert in hunting down rats and he has ways of making you talk....ijs
them lazy carats can't find shit, maybe a saucer if milk of you put it in front of 'em

I kinda doubt the aliens would have him other than to give him a good ole anal probing for shits and ..... alien space lube? Originally Posted by Russ38
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Blutwurst sausage will distract them
and a blonde wig.