Syracuse- Jesus Christ!

It’s worth noting that criticizing online is a lot cheaper than having the sexual time of your life with a provider of your choosing / also a motivator in shitposting

i think its funny you guys keep explaining that we shouldn't be offended by what you're calling us



nobody is taking offense

you're explaining yourself, quite over-the-top, for absolutely no reason.

nobody cares about who you are talking about, unfortunately.

the pet nicknames are cute
but you're making it seem like you have a ... guilty conscious by explaining over each other who you DON'T mean. Originally Posted by valkyra

You're right.
I retract my last statement.
My orignal comments were made for every last whore in upstate.

Camels may not look the best, but they get you from point A to point B.
Balls filled..... to balls emptied.

For the Popeyes, we supply the money (spinach) which make you stronger in your habits.

Yay! These whore descriptions come with accurate analogies to match.

wrong
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wrong Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Prove me otherwise.....

broaden your vocabulary.

https://www.grammarly.com/?q=grammar...0&gclsrc=3p.ds
Here is a chrome add-on, it highlights words you type and recommends different ones

https://www.thesaurus.com/
^ for those of you that don't own an actual thesaurus

https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus
^ for those of you who want to look up what the heck you're trying to say in the first place

"popeye" "grandma" "camel"... its getting old. Boring. Gotta keep it interesting for us, guys Originally Posted by valkyra

If the whores all of sudden start looking like superstars, then we'll adjust the adjectives accordingly. Until then, the descriptions we provided are already the optimal terms and most accurate possible.

Can always spring for the additional fuck bucks and bang out used-up porn stars. They're usually beluga whales compared to what they used to look like, and are often spoiled brats, but at least they show flashes of their former greatness (sometimes).

Ariana Jolie is an exception. She's become intolerably inflexible.

Keli Richards is on tryst/Houston. Not fat, but not looking too healthy...

It is THE MOST INTIMATE of business interactions - this isn’t a hot dog or a power drill transaction. Originally Posted by 4twentee

Ironically, my encounters are exactly that which you describe all in one.... Hot dog and Power drill transactions.
Thanks for the analogy. A picture beautifully painted.

And I’ll repeat it again, upstate NY clients are a lot luckier than they would have you imagine.

Not every provider has a dude in the bathroom with a gun, or someone breaking into your truck when you walk in - As we have down here. Literally everyone one. And it’ll cost you what tryst providers are charging up there, just to get robbed. It’s not like there’s a safe Menu to be offered, unless you toss $800-$1000 an hr

At least you (by and large) get the actual (and safe) encounter - but have the audacity to have issues with something?

In response to 4twentee,

Im not looking for a romantic experience. I enjoy cumming in or on attractive young whores. Its a plus when they happen to cum as well in the process, and enjoy it. I only joined the hobby after a breakup from a longterm relationship with my ex gf. I didnt give her enough time. I only preferred to see her for sex, and then back to work. The hobby allows this without the extra emotional bullshit of a relationship. Im actually an attractive, fit, young guy with a big dick, so this isnt my only outlet for finding sex. I just choose it as a way to get a release and build up a catalogue of porn. Ive become addicted to fucking, and recording every session, so the hobby feeds my addiction perfectly.

And I’ll repeat it again, upstate NY clients are a lot luckier than they would have you imagine.

Not every provider has a dude in the bathroom with a gun, or someone breaking into your truck when you walk in - As we have down here. Literally everyone one. And it’ll cost you what tryst providers are charging up there, just to get robbed. It’s not like there’s a safe Menu to be offered, unless you toss $800-$1000 an hr

At least you (by and large) get the actual (and safe) encounter - but have the audacity to have issues with something? Originally Posted by 4twentee

Yes, not getting accosted stabbed or threatened with firearm by pimp = upscale experience.

4twentee u edited the post?

Think I misspelled something dumb / I took a previous post incorrectly and deleted a response too.

Think I misspelled something dumb / I took a previous post incorrectly and deleted a response too. Originally Posted by 4twentee

Aww man. Bring it back lol. Now my response makes no sense.

Dang, some of you all sound like whiny needy simps.