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If you slap her, will keys fall out? Originally Posted by dearhunter

Darth goes off.....

If you are an a**hole, admit your an a**hole and go get some help. Dr. Phil needs work. Don't make this "BOARD" your reason for living! Go walking...work out..If you have hot water in your house, take a bath. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Darth goes off..... Originally Posted by boardman

There was a disturbance in the force.

Quote-SofiaofHouston

Well I'm off on a date so..............
EAT MY FUCK BUSH SHIT ASSWIPE TURTLES VIOLETASSHOLE MUFF TWAT BLOCKERS ASSBUSH

STARFISH... It's whuts fer dinner!





Slap yo' Momma! Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Awesome!

Quote-SofiaofHouston

Well I'm off on a date so..............
EAT MY FUCK BUSH SHIT ASSWIPE TURTLES VIOLETASSHOLE MUFF TWAT BLOCKERS ASSBUSH Originally Posted by notanewbie

and i thought you would think it was funny

A truly notable entry: Originally Posted by cpi3000

That was soo funny. Eating more Pu$$y than cervical termites

Quote-SofiaofHouston

Well I'm off on a date so..............
EAT MY FUCK BUSH SHIT ASSWIPE TURTLES VIOLETASSHOLE MUFF TWAT BLOCKERS ASSBUSH Originally Posted by notanewbie

and i thought you would think it was funny Originally Posted by angelinadream

LMAO!!!

Whoops!!!

JaD

Originally Posted by boardman

Ring ring......
Me: Hi Brooke, this is boardman.
click

ring ring
Me: Brooke, really it's me, boardman don't hang up.
click

ring ring
Me: Hi Brooke, this is dearhunter
Brooke: Ashole
click

ring ring
Me: It's not so bad now that I'm really boardman and not dearhunter huh?

Brooke: What the fuck do you want?

Me: Well, I was thincking about making an appointment with you.

Brooke: Shut the fuck up! seriously, What do you want?

Me: Brooke really, I've been wanting to see you for a while now and I just got up enough nerve to call you.

Brooke: Ashole, I'd rather see dearhunter!!!!
click

I think you need to morph some of Dear John's advice about popping one before you go into a session. Not so you will last longer but so you won't reek of desperation. I would suggest letting your goo crust over your hand and make sure the girls see it just so they know who they are dealing with... Originally Posted by muffbro

disturbing yet true.

Awesome! Originally Posted by Killersalt

Ouch on that cool tat, but wrong hole!

Ring ring......
Me: Hi Brooke, this is boardman.
click

ring ring
Me: Brooke, really it's me, boardman don't hang up.
click

ring ring
Me: Hi Brooke, this is dearhunter
Brooke: Ashole
click

ring ring
Me: It's not so bad now that I'm really boardman and not dearhunter huh?

Brooke: What the fuck do you want?

Me: Well, I was thincking about making an appointment with you.

Brooke: Shut the fuck up! seriously, What do you want?

Me: Brooke really, I've been wanting to see you for a while now and I just got up enough nerve to call you.

Brooke: Ashole, I'd rather see dearhunter!!!!
click Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Right on!!! Thanks for the good chuckle sister!!! I knew I liked you kid!!!!!!!!

WTF are you talking about? You really should see a doctor...

We all need to see a effing doctor.

We all need to see a effing doctor. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I am the doctor ... Brooke Wild MD