Now I know I'm falling for a provider. But I don't know what to do.

OK ace I have a question for you, I read some of your earliest reviews where you obviously have a command of the English language, even articulate, then you post this absurd thread where you butcher the language even worse then my "Ringlish" , so what gives amigo. I also noticed your betrothed hasn't weighed in on this fiasco, so what gives? Good thing I was bored today and had nothing better to do than follow this ridiculous shit, otherwise I would be seriously pissed off. So spill it clown, what are you getting for this mega ad for this bimbo? Originally Posted by TheRealJohnnyRingo

Sorry, I dont really understand what u r talking about. My first language is Chinese. But what does that have to do with my post? Anyway, if this can really work as an ad for the girl, I'd be more than happy for her. But in the name of God, I didn't intend to post this as an ad. I just told what happened to me and wanted some opinions. And as I said at the very beginning of my original post, if this bores you, please just ignore it and I apologize to you!

You have a better chance of falling in love by joining Match.com, eHarmony, etc. than on this board, IMO.

I'm 26, never married. The second girl became my gf and we had been together for two years. The third one is Tessa... Originally Posted by badbanana

I think this is a ploy to drum up business however if this is real and you love her and she loves you...then damn what anyone says...you love birds go make babies like rabbits.

Enjoy

I mean a psychologist. But I dont understand why take her? She is absolutely normal. She didn't do anything. Originally Posted by badbanana

Then may I advise you to cancel your appointment with the 'psychologist'? Just try to save you time and money since it's crystal clear you won't benefit at all even if you go through with the scheduled "psychological therapy".

BTW, I think Tessa needs to speak out right here, bluntly and candidly. I understand she may prefer not to get dragged into this soap opera, but it's too late anyway since folks start getting suspicious on her reticence and thus, your intent.

She's not your friend. She's a hooker.

She's not your friend. She's a hooker. Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

Fabulous economy of words IMAPACKIN!
Just perfect! Where the fuck were you 90+ posts ago? The man just said in 7 words (don't fuck with me on contractions) what my stupid ass couldn't in a shitload of jibberish. I surrender.

Wanting to fuck someone and wanting to date someone are totally different things however since english and or comprehension are not your first language or skill, I wont hold it against you.

Also you have really a dirty mouth, a mad man/ lunatic is one that cant get his point across without using foul names. Why you saw the need to resort to names says alot about your class, which I figure is lacking.
..... Originally Posted by macbeth1000

So which are you, the mad man or the lunatic, being that you chose to imply, which is a wussified way to say, Homeboy dumbanana is a stalker?

I simply chose to refresh your short term and long term memory, being that it is cluttered with a wealth of English Comprehension Studies about your track record. Wulf Princess seemed to have a lot of hostility in her threads about you and if memory serves me well, refused to do business with you again...I think I can easily name another if you like? I believe her initials were MM and you weren't the only one stalking her and she didn't stick around long, thanks it part to the obsessive behavior of the Welcome & Intro trolls.

Dumbanana, this thread is a joke and not legit...I thought people with your talents were Facebook & Internet dating sites phishing scam artists?

She's not your friend. She's a hooker. Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

You're wrong, She is your friend until the $ runs out, To the OP, get off the board and find a new hobby.

So which are you, the mad man or the lunatic, being that you chose to imply, which is a wussified way to say, Homeboy dumbanana is a stalker?

I simply chose to refresh your short term and long term memory, being that it is cluttered with a wealth of English Comprehension Studies about your track record. Wulf Princess seemed to have a lot of hostility in her threads about you and if memory serves me well, refused to do business with you again...I think I can easily name another if you like? I believe her initials were MM and you weren't the only one stalking her and she didn't stick around long, thanks it part to the obsessive behavior of the Welcome & Intro trolls.

Dumbanana, this thread is a joke and not legit...I thought people with your talents were Facebook & Internet dating sites phishing scam artists? Originally Posted by ManSlut

There is something mentally off with you, and for your information I was referring to you so you need not stress your brain out in comprehending what I am talking about.

Keep your negative foul mouth comments to yourself, learn to express yourself without resorting to bad language or name calling that is a sign of lack of class.

If you have nothing creative to add to the Op's thread in a constructive way without calling him names, do so..if not..there is the door.

The Op isnt the only one that needs to seek help... you obviously have some issues you are dealing with that manifest via your potty mouth. Also you are a waste of my time so I wont waste any time of my life force talking with someone that is off in more ways than one.

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Everyone says RUN. They are right... But I say go for it. Spend every dime you can and borrow as much as you can. Hell take out a 2nd mortgage. You only go around once. Might as well go for it.

+1

And the congregation said, "Amen and amen!"

She's not your friend. She's a hooker. Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

She's not your friend. She's a hooker. Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

Yup....as long as you keep sending, she will keep pretending.

If you are so needy, why not get a real life girlfriend?

If you are so needy, why not get a real life girlfriend? Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Would YOU date someone this dumb?
lol

Look pal I love a good train wreck as much as the next person but this is going well beyond sick entertainment. What makes me such an expert? I practically invented fucking up with women, some hookers, some not. Shit I knocked up a stripper. It's taken me half a lifetime to graduate from total dumbshit to simply ignorant . Originally Posted by TheRealJohnnyRingo

Awesome post

Firstly, she doesn't make me feel I'm loved or wanted. But she told me I'm her real good friend and introduced me to another friend of her. Originally Posted by badbanana

Again, it's only been TWO WEEKS. There used to be an old scam where a person would pretend to trust a stranger, and to show how much they trust them they would hand them their wallet and tell them to walk around the block. Then when the person returned with the wallet they would ask for their wallet so they could do the same to "prove" the level of trust. And of course they would walk off never to be seen again. I'm not saying she's a scam artist (I don't know her at all), but this is exactly how people get scammed, the scammer makes the person feel like they are a trusted close friend or even family while robbing them blind. Watch the show American Greed, nearly every single victim will talk about how they thought the scammer was a close friend that had their best interests in mind.

She trusts me,she told me her real name, she told me about her past, her family.

Hell I've had strippers go that far just trying to sell me a lap dance. And yes, I am serious.

She has records and she doesn't have other ways out.

This is typical captain save-a-ho crap- "if I don't help her then no one else will, and what will happen to her?" Listen, her life was a fucked up mess long before you came along and it still will be even with all your intervention. Why does she have a record in the first place? Poor decisions. You think throwing money at the problem is going to fix that? Many cape-wearing captains before you have proven unequivocally that it will not.

I simply want to hold her in arms, to share joys and sorrow with her, and to see her face when I wake up in the morning

But seriously, do I need to see a doctor? Is this a mental disease?

It's not a disease, but you could definitely use some counseling. It is not normal to fall in love so quickly, and especially with someone that doesn't really care at all about you (by your own admission). A counselor can help you sort out your feelings and get them under control.

Will it make any difference if she is not an escort but a college girl?

Yes and no. If you fell for a college girl that didn't care about you and you were renting her a car and paying for her apartment then we would be telling you the same thing. But falling for an escort is worse, because escorts build a wall of protection around themselves to guard their emotions, so she's even less inclined to see you as a romantic interest than a civvy would be.