Spanking one out saves money!!

Now Now Children - looks like somebody needs to go to the TIME OUT chair.....

Shit, for your car dates apparently all I need is about 30 bucks and a hard-on.

Welp, I have the 30 bucks. I just hope with you I can actually get a hard-on.

How much longer are you going to run interference for the dick watching broemancer??

The way Sasha ripped you to shreds in that other thread, I figured you'd shut the fuck for a while, but I guess you need something else in your mouth for that.

Oh look a tard who has to call a street walker to fight his battle how cute.. The only thing annoying here is you & just for the record my track record is on point so at least call a whore on my level...

You started a thread about saving money by using your hands & according to your definition of the boards purpose that doesn't fall in the category...

Everybody knows you can't afford the pussy worth bragging about so please if you're going to open your mouth let it be about the pussy you bought with the end of the month coin collection you found under your seat..




Sucks to be you I guess your change came up short this month so you hope to score some free pussy...

Instead of worrying about if others get pussy maybe you should find another means of making money because obviously your still looking for pussy stories to jack off to the other tards need to charge you a jack off rate.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Do people that put the reply above the quote have their settings to show it the other way around or something (newest posts first of whatever it is)? Seems so unnatural to read something in response above what is being responding to.

[/ATTACH] Originally Posted by broes

Oh look a tard who has to call a street walker to fight his battle how cute.. The only thing annoying here is you & just for the record my track record is on point so at least call a whore on my level...

You started a thread about saving money by using your hands & according to your definition of the boards purpose that doesn't fall in the category...

Everybody knows you can't afford the pussy worth bragging about so please if you're going to open your mouth let it be about the pussy you bought with the end of the month coin collection you found under your seat..

Sucks to be you I guess your change came up short this month so you hope to score some free pussy...

Instead of worrying about if others get pussy maybe you should find another means of making money because obviously your still looking for pussy stories to jack off to the other tards need to charge you a jack off rate.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Do people that put the reply above the quote have their settings to show it the other way around or something (newest posts first of whatever it is)? Seems so unnatural to read something in response above what is being responding to. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

He's probably using a Mac for whatever reason they seem to format that way

Shit, for your car dates apparently all I need is about 30 bucks and a hard-on.

Welp, I have the 30 bucks. I just hit the aluminum can recyclers, and have my new Walmart track shoes on......plus my chevy lumina just got detailed . Originally Posted by Randall Creed

FIFY Urkel.........better check your clip on bow tie.....seems crooked

Dude, your Urkel comments are so fucking stupid. I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that Viagra doesn't work for you or that you use a character from TV 30 fucking years ago.

30!!

Seriously. You don't know any modern black nerds??

What a tool. I'm embarrassed for you.

So now that this amazing thread has solved world hunger, reversed climate change, ended nuclear proliferation, defeated ISIS, and determined exactly how the universe came into being, I have a question that actually relates to the original post:

If I jack off and buy myself a gift card to Sonic, can I post a review of the session and receive credit for said review?

God damn, I figured this nuttiness would die down when the juveniles had to go back to school. Nope, the juveniles are still chasing the five dollar bill attached to fishing line round and round the parking lot...

Enter Butthurt Bundy, the $2 an hour shoe salesman.

The plot just, [sigh] continues to thin.

Enter Butthurt Bundy, the $2 an hour shoe salesman.

The plot just, continues to thin. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Don't mind me. I'm just sitting back and watching you get your ass handed to you from all sides and then come back for more.

Dude, your Urkel comments are so fucking stupid. I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that Viagra doesn't work for you or that you use a character from TV 30 fucking years ago.

30!!

Seriously. You don't know any modern black nerds??

What a tool. I'm embarrassed for you. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

YOU mean your a young Randall Creed, and your favorite T.V. crush isn't Blair from facts of life (who was NBA.....) yeah your young and hip.....we are in the same age group Urkel...live it ...know it.........its sad you are such an angry fuck, but in the real world......NOBODY cares.....not even your auntie.........but she says the basement rent in the ATLis due.......so theres that !

Says the guy who idolizes a character who's the biggest loser in the game of life. You're all the same, a bunch of grabassing circle jerkers, who for some reason, likes the way it feels to bump uglies with other losers.

Notice how, like dung beetles to shit, the same posse of trolls just each other around, leaving a trail of their grab-ass slime everywhere. Who's next, Lucass McLame or....what?? I'm starting to lose track of you fuckers. You're worse than roaches at dinner time.

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Says the guy who idolizes a character who's the biggest loser in the game of life. You're all the same, a bunch of grabassing circle jerkers, who for some reason, likes the way it feels to bump uglies with other losers.

Notice how, like dung beetles to shit, the same posse of trolls just each other around, leaving a trail of their grab-ass slime everywhere. Who's next, Lucass McLame or....what?? I'm starting to lose track of you fuckers. You're worse than roaches at dinner time. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

^^^
And notice how you never know when to quit. You just keep going on and on and on and on....

Just stop it already. You're not digging out of this hole. But, please keep it going...

Shut up already.