Foxy's thread. For the sake of Randomness.

Dr Seuss on a Sand Bar!!
My Ninja Throwing Stars have all gone Super Nova!!

How is that for random??

My kid wants to be a Ninja for Halloween. I said "Ninja?! Yes!!!"
Outfit is already ordered, paid, delivered, fitted, & stored over 4 weeks ago.

Our normal annual haunt isn't running it's venue this year...

This is when I am really in a little snit that I am still here (NC) and not in TX, yet.

My Texas folks keep rubbin it in, too.
"You're missin' the Shrimp Fest in Galveston this week!"
"You're missin' the Renn Fest this month, you know?"
( /sarcastic font)
No, I did not know....

Damn you, Fancy and your Renn-fest packages!
(grumble)
Please do tell me what I am missing now...
Damn you metropolitan spoilt folks! *sniff*
I wanna do fun stuff, too!
Keep throwin' them Ninja Stars...
Maybe someday I will go SuperNova, too!


Did I mention I love playing Dress-Up?
(sigh)

I'm starting to feel a bit seasonal... Funny, how I always ponder my favorite season, seems like I always like the "now"- unless it's snowy-mud-slush season... Yuck.
I'm a Fall-Baby myself....
So with Halloween, Fall, Thanksgiving (YUM!), and a birthday in order...
And have been getting artsy with a bit of "deco" stuff...

Just took that! That's my Fall arrangements I have been working on.
Fake flowers, fall leaves, glitter, vase, ribbon... ha.
I'm crafty!

(Yes, when I'm not junk-talking on forums, being a "hooker", I'm at home doing arts & crafts, baking cupcakes & shit! LOL! It's true....)


Even down to my siggy... lol

Guess I'm getting in the mood!



I reckon it's time to break back out my birthstone jewelry I rarely wear!
My birthstone is usually not something I like, but 'tis the season!
You know you are a Fall-baby when your birthstone looks like it, too.:
Topaz:



Found this one (below) while it is a triple pic, I must say, I love it.
I was born & raised in Kansas, so the wheat field is nostalgic for me...
And the ring, well, it's an Irish thing... (Ya'll don't know nuttin' bout that!)
Had many a ring this style, but where have they gone? lol Guess it's time to reorder another!


And one for the boys I found while I was googlin'.... lol

Maybe I shouldn't laugh.... but that is funny as hell to me...
Yeah... I'm probably going to hell... lol

You are so talented. Are you moving to Texas where all the fun kids are?

I sure the hell hope so!
At least that is what I am planning...
My people in Texas (particular my mamasan) keep throwing monkey-wrenches in my plan.... (well you need to move back to this date because.... we need this..... and we'll have to do that....)
They're taking all the hooker-winging it plans and making sure it's done responsibly... Le-sigh....
Which I suppose 'tis best....
But highly frustrating since I have been posting here for a while now (months, membership a couple years...) Had intended to come right after tax season, now it's looking like the end of school year, if I concede to their reasonings...
[insert frustrated emoji]


And also, thank-you... I thinck!

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or an honest compliment....
Ya never know around here....

I'm not sure how "talented" I truly am.
More curious....
Finding, figuring, accomplishing the task, then onto the next curiosity.
More "jack of all trades, master of none".... well except on a couple things...
But it's not nice to brag! I'll just say this, I can hold my own!

Was looking around for some sour grape wine, googling... Yes, I would go through internet withdrawal with my A.D.D. pumping... Google is my dear friend. lol I am not worthy of the images she gives me...


Also found this... (from the wine search... lol)
Cute.


Freakin love my magenta, still. (SIGH)
I grabbed this banner from a blogger's page...
Alas, the seams on her texture...
Shoulda went seamless...
Seamless, you say?


Don't pigeonhole me.

Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Cute...

It was sincere.

Here is my random question for you Mz. Foxy.
Have you ever had a repeat client that was so good in bed you felt like you owed him instead?

Here is my random question for you Mz. Foxy.
Have you ever had a repeat client that was so good in bed you felt like you owed him instead? Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Although, in all seriousness.... I have paused before walking out... and even after closing the door, and stood there in hesitation...
I have all these guilt complexes anyways... you know, "a conscious?"

I have however, had many whom, knowing a bit about them (chatting during session) I have walked out from one of my older gent's whom I KNOW saves his funds diligently to come see me, and can't afford to tip, as his funds are limited- gave me an extra C note on accident (darn new sequential hun'uds straight from the ATM, they do like to stick together...)
I was quite positive he didn't intend to give me that large of a tip, so I called him after a recount to confirm I wasn't miscounting myself... He was a bit embarrassed, but confirmed it was indeed an accidental over-pay. He was already out eating (alone ) so I went to where he was, and gave him a hug & a kiss, & slid him his money back.
Funny, the old fellow wrote me an email the next day, about how good he felt, not only knowing I was honest, but that he "felt like a stud" after having me show him any affection in public.

I was halfway expecting him to cuss me out for being too forward & maybe he got caught canoodling a hooker in public!

I dunno, I suppose maybe not... I know he is a 70+ year old single guy, so God bless him. I made his day (as he said) and it didn't really take much effort (less than a 5 minute drive in this small town!) and I have a wonderful regular now. He is also my "panty fetish guy" so while he doesn't tip, he does bring me many pairs of new VS panties to model, and at $18 a whack per panty.... that is considerable, and a wonderfully thoughtful gift to a gal who loves some pretty under-things.

I have had a few who stick out in my minds.... most of them.... Orally proficient, to say the least!

There's honestly not to many "king-ding-a-ling's" running around my neck of the woods, however.... *cough cough* I've met a couple....
I have one client, didn't expect it coming.... that DOOD.....
Should have a warning up somewhere! LOL


I still love him to death.... matter of fact, might need to reconnect!
I just hate he lives 4 or 5 hours away. That is a hell of a drive...

Yeah, that's the sad part about being single (for me) & not getting too much (action) outside of the hobby (plus sadly, I'm "low volume" = bad location lol.) It's more "dealer's choice" in the hobby; not that I mind, I'm a giver by nature, so this job suits me well.
I <3 making my clients happy men, and when they go whistling a tune as they walk out of the door.... makes me happy, like happy frosting on my happy cake (the envelope is always the cake, men. But can you frost my cake, too?! hahaha)

Seriously, I have many many times, when maybe even the sex wasn't as "superly super awesome rock my world" type sex, but the guys so sweet, and knowing more about them personally (not all guys are rich, ya know?) and not just being overly sympathetic- I have at times thought hard about keeping the whole envelope.... and a couple of times, I have given back. (I could afford to do so at those moments... so I did!)
Case by case basis, of course.
Not that I am one to fall for every sob story.... but, I do have a heart, and sometimes it moves me.


You should see the look on guys faces when you do THAT.
Last thing they ever expect!

Sometimes the shock factor in and of itself is a hoot, too.


But has the sex itself ever been that good?
I don't suppose it has.... or else you'd see my name in the Alert section for stalking! I kid, I kid!


Haven't you ever felt the things I am talking about?


Walking the line between being a "hard hearted hooker" and an actual decent human being is quite the feat at times, ain't it?

Cute...

Originally Posted by Island_Gent

Thank-you Mon
That aviTard is pretty cute, though, too!

It was sincere. Originally Posted by dleehou

I do try!

After all, if I'm not being sincere, I'm pretty much wasting my breath/time...
Right?

I come from a long line of Antique-hunters, so also my love of all things Vintage, Retro, Pin-up.... sigh....

Found this, made me snicker!
LOL

I have felt everything you commented on, kinda funny how it relates to the thread that was written in Houston,
pure coincidence

Don't pigeonhole me. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Does Foxy prefer corn?