The worst thing a provider/ hobbyist has said or done during a session

Did you pay extra to have her tell you that?
Originally Posted by theCFE

Darth ya gotta name her!! We have got to know who that was Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Thankfully...it was a UTR Girl.

I was getting undressed with a BP girl in a PI when I heard some noises outside the window. Peeked out, all of her belongings were in a large pile outside the door, car is driving away. She started cursing her no-good "boyfriend". Nothing to do about it, so we proceeded. About 5 minutes later, she's on her stomach licking my balls when Mr. Patel starts banging on the door - "This is not a storage unit! You must collect your things and leave!" Real boner killer. I tried to get a partial refund, no go. Got dressed and jetted.
2nd place is tie between Shonda the gloved wonder at The Rio Room and the geriatric chicken choker at the old VIP hostess Lounge.

I once setup an outcall to my home and the first thing the provider did upon entering my home was to lay a loaded .357 magnum on my coffee table. She was as loaded as the firearm (reeked of alcohol). Kinda ruined the moment for me...

I once setup an outcall to my home and the first thing the provider did upon entering my home was to lay a loaded .357 magnum on my coffee table. She was as loaded as the firearm (reeked of alcohol). Kinda ruined the moment for me... Originally Posted by MisterMeat

That's probably a turn on for a lot of dudes...

Probably, but I would just be scared shitless

In the throes of passion, a hooktard called out NAN's name.

How's this...
back in the day... (80's) after a couple of rounds of bareback...she says 'Oh I have this smelly drippy stuff commin out for the past week... I'm on meds... you should get some too just in case...'

wow

How's this...
back in the day... (80's) after a couple of rounds of bareback...she says 'Oh I have this smelly drippy stuff commin out for the past week... I'm on meds... you should get some too just in case...' Originally Posted by genradjim

I say to that OH NO!

In the throes of passion, a hooktard called out NAN's name. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

You really need to up your game, CB

You really need to up your game, CB Originally Posted by BatteriesNotIncluded

Please, it's cb (not to be confused with CDB).

Argh... Never befriend an English major!!!

This gem popped up recently in the Dallas Co-Ed.

^^^^^^uuuggggghhhhhh GOTDAYUMMM that was nasty!!!!