I need a boyfriend/not so much a hobbyist ?

Don't let anyone take advantage of your lonliness.

This is why it is good to have a life outside of this hobby. Have a social life outside of this business.

I know I am much happier since I have returned to college after a 20 year break.

But how can you really have a bf who knows you are a provider, is cool with it, hangs out with you, supports you, and gives you advice (probably sometimes on issues such as who/who not to see) and not call him a pimp??? I think the booty master hit the nail on the head with that one! Originally Posted by SelenaAries

E = {x : x2 = 9 and 3x = 6}

You are correct that "E" is a null set, but solving for "x" number of friends yields that at any particular instant in time I have either 2 or 4.5 friends (Wayward counts as 1.5 friends in my universe), I just can never have 6.5 friends. Of course if we're discussing this null set in terms of Euclidean n-space geometry then things obviously have to change. Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Fucktard Math

Don't let anyone take advantage of your lonliness.

This is why it is good to have a life outside of this hobby. Have a social life outside of this business.

I know I am much happier since I have returned to college after a 20 year break. Originally Posted by mikkifine

Watch out, there's a lot of cats here and we're not all litterbox trained...this thread might have some stinky pussy and drawers smelling of cat piss in it...

I usually piss on their shoes.....They're never really quite sure whether it's cat piss or the cheese under their toenails causing the smell.

mikkifine since I've only met you a few times in social settings and never seen you BCD, thank the sweet baby jesus and the fact that I don't really have a bowl of Everclear for breakfast anymore, why my urine stained flower did you post a National Alert on me? Okay posting one on me kind of does make sense, but how about the other 137 alerts you have posted on other guys?

Sweet baby Jesus, please send MF to us more often. I have a fucktard in the posse waiting impatiently for his hooktard. These asshats keep running them off and it is difficult to find quality hooktards to match up with deserving fucktards........amen.

ps. Jad, if I hook you up with this one, you are going to owe some payback at the favor bank........I'm just saying.

Just wondering....do you guys work or do you get paid to post...

Yes



It's like there is an endless supply of cat toys here.

Tomcat of Pestilence, you crack me up.

Hi Taylor you look very lovely today, how do you feel about living in a cage?

Back in the day on ymmv, that interaction with males and females, really did help a lot of women getting into 'this thing of ours'. For providers to market themselves successfully it is really helpful to get feedback on what they are doing or not doing correctly. If you as a provider can actually trust the human involved its even better. Originally Posted by Wayward

I do believe Sr. you are correct...I welcome advice there is always room for improvement....Good Day....Smoochies

mikkifine ....., why my urine stained flower did you post a National Alert on me? Okay posting one on me kind of does make sense, but how about the other 137 alerts you have posted on other guys? Originally Posted by Wayward

Alex,

I will take bat-shit crazy for 1000 please.

Ever heard of E harmony?

Alex,

I will take bat-shit crazy for 1000 please. Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

I see an "alert" in someones near future.....too funny.

I see an "alert" in someones near future.....too funny. Originally Posted by dearhunter

over/under by the end of the day?

I will take the under for $500