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You can also get ankle weights if you want. Originally Posted by Rockydoc
I had a pair of those but I didn’t care for them.

They would bump into each other while I was climbing the stairs and ruin my momentum.
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They should be, helps me with my depression which getting close to a refill of my meds
I don't believe something
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Not going to lie, I'm a little nervous for my first volunteer clinic escort shift today. Excited, but anxious.
What kind of escorting do you do at a volunteer clinic?
If it is the right kind, how do I volunteer, LOL.
If it is escorting patients, never mind. I do not want to see you badly enough to become a patient. I am sure, however, a beautiful woman like you will brighten up their day and help them to forget their ailments for a few minutes.
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What kind of escorting do you do at a volunteer clinic?
If it is the right kind, how do I volunteer, LOL.
If it is escorting patients, never mind. I do not want to see you badly enough to become a patient. I am sure, however, a beautiful woman like you will brighten up their day and help them to forget their ailments for a few minutes. Originally Posted by Rockydoc
It's not quite as sexy as it sounds! Our job is to escort ladies into the women's health clinic while shielding them from the harrasment that protesters on the street are dishing out.

Yesterday when I was leaving my shift, one of the protesters started screaming at me and asking how much the clinic pays me. I ignored him but when he pushed futher and said "I know how much that clinic pays you! They give you $1,000 per shift to help women commit infanticide!!" Since I was no longer in uniform I looked at him and said "I think you have me confused with the other kind of escort."

I like fair and level playing fields
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I like fair and level playing fields Originally Posted by Baconman
Man wouldn't that be great
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Foresee a mommy daughter review coming our way. Can't wait!!!!




{staff edit- CK-- restored after staff and ownership discussion}
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Foresee a mommy daughter review coming our way. Can't wait!!!!




{staff edit- CK-- restored after staff and ownership discussion} Originally Posted by Fr8nk&Bnz
Random fantasy can't be mentioned in a random comment thread. Believe you mods have better shit to do than worry about me here in the Arkansas forum. Provide proof there moderator rather than listening to a cock sucker.
So moderators why can that fantasy be discussed in Texas without edit?
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So moderators why can that fantasy be discussed in Texas without edit? Originally Posted by Baconman


Some don't fly their kite in Texas & complain about the air being to heavy
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Dammit, I hate coming to a party late. Can someone fill in the rest of the sentence....

She is fat and...

And.....What????

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