Well This looks like a fun hang out.

Dear SKF,
Will you marry me?

This is not my first proposal in the last 5 years, nor will it be the last. Until you give in....Come on... just do it.....please?......WTF?

(BTW, I'm left-handed)



Jaleh, make sure to build up the muscles in his OTHER arm! Obviously he is not ambidextrous!

{{{{{{{{Jaleh!}}}}}}}}

I'm long overdue for one of your workouts, Hun.

You know, the only reason that I changed my avatar was to turn you on....I know which buttons of yours to press.

OneHitta', No! Believe me when I say that I am NOT the marrying type. If ever you've believed anything that I've ever said, believe that.


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Homie...pump yer brakes! Sheesh.. calm yer nerves! J/K

The proposal was made in admiration/gratitude for your last post!

If I married you ....I'd HAVE TO kill ya!!!

AND my "being left-handed" and you're "being ambidextrous" remarks went unappreciated. As does most of my wit and tact.
Yes, I AM pouting! Good thing I don't bruise easily.............

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Hello, this looks like a fun place to hang out. Hope to have a good time and meet new people.

Come on in... the waters scalding hot and full of sharks...

There! Fixed that for ya! Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Just so ya know... sharks have 2 penises ...

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Hello, this looks like a fun place to hang out. Hope to have a good time and meet new people.

Come on in... the waters scalding hot and full of sharks...





Just so ya know... sharks have 2 penises ... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Well, hell. I see you been watchin' the Discovery Channel again! First the Sof-ness Monster and now this.............

Just so ya know... sharks have 2 penises ... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

I knew I missed something on Shark Week, DAMN Discovery Channel. Do the females have two great white makers?

Well, hell. I see you been watchin' the Discovery Channel again! First the Sof-ness Monster and now this............. Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Whales have a 10 foot tongue and a hole in the back of their head to breathe out of ...

Now THATS what I'm talkin' about!

LD and Brooke are at it over on Slap yo mama thread............See ya there..........

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Hello, this looks like a fun place to hang out. Hope to have a good time and meet new people.

Come on in... the waters scalding hot and full of sharks...



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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
There! Fixed that for ya!

Just so ya know... sharks have 2 penises ...
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This Shark man has 2 penises, does he pay double? I'm going to PM him. I'm still here. I've had my bout with sharks......I prefer the whales (Vegas terminology) Not to say you don't know what whale is but I'm sure some people here don't.

Dear SKF,
Will you marry me?

This is not my first proposal in the last 5 years, nor will it be the last. Until you give in....Come on... just do it.....please?......WTF?

(BTW, I'm left-handed)


Jaleh, make sure to build up the muscles in his OTHER arm! Obviously he is not ambidextrous! Originally Posted by onehitwonder

WTF ??? OHW I thought we were friends and you do this to me? You try to steal my man!!!

SKF baby.. Im coming back to you and were hitting the gym ASAP.. Sat good for you, lol?! We gotta get that bod back smokin'

Its about time for a real workout and could use a man that knows how to push my buttons the right ways!

BTW You better stop flirting with OHW or its gonna be drama. Dont forget I can use my tricks in bad ways too!

Slow down Sweetness!

As you can see I've been tryin' to woo him for years and he just ain't havin' it :-(

I probably could'nt 'keep up' anyways, without a nap,vitamins AND some Geritol !!! LOL

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Originally Posted by angelinadream
Hello, this looks like a fun place to hang out. Hope to have a good time and meet new people.

Come on in... the waters scalding hot and full of sharks...



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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
There! Fixed that for ya!

Just so ya know... sharks have 2 penises ...
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This Shark man has 2 penises, does he pay double? I'm going to PM him. I'm still here. I've had my bout with sharks......I prefer the whales (Vegas terminology) Not to say you don't know what whale is but I'm sure some people here don't. Originally Posted by angelinadream

You'd rather have a Whale that gets his room "Comp'd" by the Casino instead of one with a 10 ft tongue and a hole in the back of his head... now I am really starting to worry about you...

The ones your talking about get harpooned by the Japs. Plus haven't you heard Shamu likes killing people. No thank you...My kind are better.

The ones your talking about get harpooned by the Japs. Plus haven't you heard Shamu likes killing people. No thank you...My kind are better. Originally Posted by angelinadream

WOW!! A "prime" example of "endearing" oneself to a specific Asian culture/nationality...

I always say, if you let 'em go long enough they'll hang themselves............


Once again........I repeat.......Pretty is as Pretty does..............

Brains and beauty do not always go hand in hand......