Caling all Providers - HELP!

It smelled like lilies! And butterflies

Has 5T3V3 compiled the results yet?

Has 5T3V3 compiled the results yet? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Yes I have. Thank you for asking.

He must have had a dream to become a pimp!!

But he failed miserly when he attempted to think!!

Lol, I'm gone for like a week and I come back to this beauty.

Steve, you're just precious. I know your mommy told you that people don't like you because you're smarter than them. I'll let you in on a little secret. That's her job... to lie to you. People don't like you because you're a pretentious, self-righteous, nosey, bossy, entitled prick. Bring the "this is MY thread and will go MY way or I'll stomp my foot, pout my lip, call you a doody-head and cry tears of rage and shame all the way home" level down a notch or three.

This is Houston. Home of the trolls who don't have day jobs and are happy to fuck with your all-too-obvious triggers. We don't give a shit about your "research." We find it hilarious that you think we're going to follow your instructions. We find it sad and hilarious that you think you could even gather enough data from this one thread on one board to have any real meaning. Even if you got 100 legit responses, that's not enough for your purposes. Not to mention, your criteria are stupid.

Hope you're enjoying your spankings. Reevaluate your personality and come back when you learn to interact with adults who don't pretend to care about your feelings. Brats don't do well here. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I would be on here for no other reason than to read Caroline's posts.

She should have her own forum.
Makes me want to piss her off just so she can sublimely deconstruct me.

I would be on here for no other reason than to read Caroline's posts.
She should have her own forum.
Makes me want to piss her off just so she can sublimely deconstruct me. Originally Posted by bojulay

Caroline's hot, Lauren's HOTTER
my favorite post EVER!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated fourteenth in my class at Hooker School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret assignations all over Houston, and I have over 100 dollars on my prepaid debit card and almost two nearly confirmed fucktard captures on my record.

I am trained in gorilla whorefare and of all the hookers in the entire US Whore Corps, I am one of them. You are nothing to me but just another fucktard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me on the Eccie? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hooker minions and brain-washed white knight fucktards across the USA and your IP is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your internet life. You’re fucking dead, whorefucker.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can finish you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed whore to trick combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Whore Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this website, you bastard.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your “clever” little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Tebow-fucking idiot. I will thrust whore fury down upon you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, Pyramider. DONE. You wanna know what happened to Dorian Gray? Well, you're about to find the fuck out.




(Dis is Navy Seal Copypasta) Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair