You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

But it's actually true!!!

When you are out, look at the guy across and know he is a hobbyist by the way he is looking at you. Originally Posted by Sami

You look at everyone as if they have seen you naked, whether in person or on your website?

You wonder if someone at your kids' school "knows something" - when they text you out of the blue....or start up conversation all of a sudden....without actually "needing" anything.
(on my personal cell of course)

Sure - there's the off chance that they are just flirting cuz you looked hella good the last time you were there.....but still......

You order your ATF's favorite beverage at a fast food establishment instead of your SO's....

ATF Hint: Sweet Tea

Yessss I love the new avatar Reese Sexy

You look at everyone as if they have seen you naked, whether in person or on your website? Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Yessss I love the new avatar Reese Sexy Originally Posted by Sami

+1000!!!

Oh my universe!!

reese and sami, those are two sexy poses!!!

When you think in terms of sessions, rather than dollars, when it comes to paying for anything. Rent = three 1 hr sessions or 1 1/2 multi hour session, groceries = 1/2 session, cable = 15 minutes of 1 session...etc

+ 1

....Getting the good ole' mechanic bills

....Buying a new phone (because you lost yours over the weekend)

....How many sessions it will be to shell out for a new privacy fence

....HOW MUCH THE NEW CONVERTIBLE DOWNPAYMENT WAS
Fuck yaaaaaaaa!!

When you walk into an Academy Sporting Goods and see the sign leading to "Water Sports" and you start to giggle.

Yessss I love the new avatar Reese Sexy Originally Posted by Sami

+1000!!!

Oh my universe!!

reese and sami, those are two sexy poses!!! Originally Posted by pmdelites

Thanks to both of you

....HOW MUCH THE NEW CONVERTIBLE DOWNPAYMENT WAS
Fuck yaaaaaaaa!! Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

italiana, talk about a sexy Sexy SEXY avatar!!!
yummmmmmmmmmmmm


[better cover this base if i ever want to get a ride in that convertible :^]

You log into your bank/credit card accounts with your provider name.

I was on the Judge Roy Scream roller coaster at Six Flags the other day and scanning the HOtel parking lot next door for prostitute activity and thought of this thread

When you book a vacation and you're checking out which incall, er, HOTEL you want to stay at.

When I'm driving my car down certain streets and it takes over the steering.

And finally: Was watching some rerun TV show a while ago and a grandfather asked his little granddaughter what she got for her birthday, she said:
"A Tickle Me Elmo!" (The wife asks me: "What's so funny?")

Looking thru the cable guide trying to find something to watch and saw "Alice in Wonderland" and thought "She made a porn!?" then "oh, Depp".

WELL I FOUND OUT SUNDAY exactly what happens when you have been in the business to long.... you have been in the business TOO LONG when a 35 year old man jumps on your bed in a diaper and has a baby bag with baby powder, baby wipes extra diapers pasifire and bottels. YES SIR REE thats when you been in the business to long lol