Hey ladies and gentlemen what is your day job?

I make and I sell soap.

By day, I'm a male prostitue for all the gorgeous women that need their daily O's.

Its a tough job, but someone has to do it. . .

Cabana boy here!

I flip burgers and take out trash at the golden arches. My boss says I'm doing real good and I'm hoping to move up to the front counter soon.

I have the shittiest day job! People drop their loads on me all day long then it seems every weekend little kids on bikes jump me in the park.

I'm a porn site tester

So, OP, what are you going to do with all this data now?
TED talk?