Hunting Gator

can someone summarize this thread for me? I am (not) giving too much shit to read the whole thing in case this is alert worthy.

futile might be able to pick up the tone by reading only the 1st post if not, then a light should come on after the first page. futile it is very funny, but not overly important to anyone except perhaps the amusing folks that posted in it. There are much worse ways to waste a small portion of your futile life.

can someone summarize this thread for me? I am (not) giving too much shit to read the whole thing in case this is alert worthy. Originally Posted by futile

Don't read it, you won't get it...

futile.. like your handle give up.. it is liek War & Peace. give up now

futile.. like your handle give up.. it is liek War & Peace. give up now Originally Posted by live4fun

damn it, must give up drinking.. go out more.. :sorry: it is "like War & Peace, give it up now...

geez hard with blurry vision...

hiccup....

Did you get your 2 tacos?

So Gator are you available Friday? Let's meet back at that place where they all have the same name...won't meet all 97 but at least 10 or so. The last time we were there you did seem a little jealous. But admit it, she was hot!!

So when are you gonna update your pics? Btw...your boy came to my party last night...where were you? Originally Posted by Satino

YOU MUS THINK IM STUPID. HOW YOU THINK ALL THIS BS START SATINO? LOOSER WAKEUP SEZ HE GONNA TAKE ME TO EAT AND IT WAS A FUCKIN SC THATS HOW. YOU WANT ME TO GO WID YOU AT SC WITH ALL THEM SKANKY HOS FUCK THAT I DONT GOTTA SHAKE MY BOOTY FOR BUNCH OF OLD FAT BALD FUCKERS PAWING N GRABBIN ON ME. IM PROFESINAL SO YOU WANNA SE ME YOU CALL AND MY MAN TELL YOU WERE TO CUM MEET ME AT

N WHO MOVE DIS TO SANDBOX? AINT GONNA GET NO PUB IN FUCKIN LITTERBOX. NOBODY SEE NUTHIN HEAR. THIS IS BULLSHIT JUS LIKE WAKEUP ALERT WUZ ACCEPT MY PHONE IS RINGING SO MUCH I PROLLY OUGHTA THANK HIM.

I was trying to find out since it was in alert section. If this was in sandbox, I would not have touched it. I know the smell. Thanks for saving my precious time, mods.

"You can toss the shit as high as you want but it always falls back in the sand." -- futile's 1st universal laws

I was trying to find out since it was in alert section. If this was in sandbox, I would not have touched it. I know the smell.

"You can toss the shit as high as you want but it always falls back in the sand." -- futile's 1st universal laws Originally Posted by futile

Attaboy.

Hijackers

This about Gators and his NCNS with Wake Up. Gator was a NCNS so Wake Up fell asleep....Stay on topic or you get points. Now how many others has Gator done this to? That's the real question. This is a pic from his gallery of his booty. This is what sealed the deal with Wake Up. Look at that ass.

This was back in his CL days. But come on this looks nothing like him.....

I was trying to find out since it was in alert section. If this was in sandbox, I would not have touched it. I know the smell. Thanks for saving my precious time, mods.

"You can toss the shit as high as you want but it always falls back in the sand." -- futile's 1st universal laws Originally Posted by futile

I'm flat amazed at how idiotic people can be. Did anyone else but Futile read the first post in this thread and think it was a serious Alert? Then he makes two posts trying to determine if he should read more and then thanks the mods for deciding for him if he should read the entire thing or not...

Wow...

The Failboat has docked down at the port. You've won a week long cruise to Failville, a luxurious resort on the shores of Fail Island. We'll see you when you get back, assuming you don't miss the return boat of course...

but....but....but....he DID choose a befitting handle.

WHAT? - You mean this isn't real? WTF? I believed you Wake Up.....

Two futile posts to explain that futilely is not functionally literate and we are wasting his "precious time" . Where is MRHAPPY?