SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

Ok let's syncronize our watches. ready begin...

You call the a cock?

Cum is so fucking gross.

I have 2000 reviews on ECCIE.

No that's not my pussy you smell it's my feet
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I'm not taking off my clothes until you tell me what my tip is going to be.

Do you mind if I read while you fuck.

He just wanted a bj so I took the condom off. Do you mind if we use it.

I know I'm talking real fast. You got a problem with that.

Keep going, I'll just text my next appointment and tell him I'm running late!

Keep going, I'll just text my next appointment and tell him I'm running late! Originally Posted by Still Looking

" I see so many guys a day I need a turnstyle at the foot of my bed. "

" Just toss the money and go"

I like Texans and cowboys, at least they try to last 8 seconds!

I like Texans and cowboys, at least they try to last 8 seconds! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well that's better than 'blowing up' even before you stick it in LOL!

What are you look for?

or

Did you lose something?

" I think I need to see a doctor about this."

Or "I think this client/provider just died on me"

" I think I need to see a doctor about this."

Or "I think this client/provider just died on me" Originally Posted by alluringava

How many have you killed Ava??? LOL Too much fun can cause a heart attack!

How many have you killed Ava??? LOL Too much fun can cause a heart attack! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming and going at the same time is the way I want to go! For sure!



Oh here's one, and this I was actually TOLD:

" I have the shits, but I took an anti-diarrheal med before I came over."

I asked him to leave. And handed him a roll of toilet paper.

Coming and going at the same time is the way I want to go! For sure!



Oh here's one, and this I was actually TOLD:

" I have the shits, but I took an anti-diarrheal med before I came over."

I asked him to leave. And handed him a roll of toilet paper. Originally Posted by alluringava

OMG! LOL

Coming and going at the same time is the way I want to go! For sure!



Oh here's one, and this I was actually TOLD:

" I have the shits, but I took an anti-diarrheal med before I came over."

I asked him to leave. And handed him a roll of toilet paper. Originally Posted by alluringava

That's ok he just wanted to see you for shits and giggles anyway.

Is it in yet?

I think I felt something... what was it?

" There's a pubic hair stuck between my teeth"

" There's a pubic hair stuck between my teeth" Originally Posted by alluringava

I lose a lot of them that way! LOL