Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

Sexy motherfucker

1hitta, I'll type s l o w l y j u s t f o r y o u.

One day Michael Jackson is a freaky pedophile (allegedly) and hated by the world, the next day, Dead and now he's suddenly loved again.

Understand now? Ahhhhahahaha!! Isn't that funny? It probably would have been funnier if I didn't have to expla...never mind. Just never mind.



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. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Really? Y'all gonna go hard on me like that? LD and Dr Phil thinck I need help? Seriously? SKF and Nemo thinck theres somethin' wrong with me?Really? But Y'all had THAT day burnt in your memory bank and somethin's wrong with ME? Ummm......riiiight.....

We're a mature group ... it took 1080 posts before mama's got brought in to this

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I finally hit 1200 Brooke.. am I a bonafied post whore now? Where's my badge? Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I know I should be happy but I'm not ... not one bit!!! You're going to make it to the top posters list before me at this rate!

Okay, okay, okay ... I've had enough!!!

From this point forward posting PICTURES will not increase your post count ... okay assholes?

Take a page from Lisa.Lisas book (and mine of course) and post something useful and helpful.

Can you freak'os do that?

Your community thanks you.

sofakingfun

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Me and Daphne, we'z like peas and carrots





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SKF - You have just been issued 20 points and you will lose 100 posts.

Please reference post number 1001 as to why this happened.

Thank you for understanding & please know this is not personal. You are a valued member of this board.

Sincerely,
BW-undercover-wanna-be-mod

SFK, I cannot believe you sent Nemo to do your dirty work!

20 points?! What the HELL?!

{realizes that she's prolly pissed because boardman smoked her azz in the post count last night}


Ai'ite Ms. Brooke, I apologize. You're wanting us to now post something useful now, instead of pictures, correct?

{betcha it's cuz she'z outta' pikkies and is too damned lazy to go out and find some...Grrr!!}


Okay, so no more of these,




Correct?


You want something useful, Ms Brooke??

(how 'bout a fucking broom or a mop? want somethin' useful and gonna' give me 20 fucking points....How she gonna' give me muh-fuckin' points? ...Grrr!)

Okay, here ya' go, Hun...

How To Survive A Shark Attack


1: Don't swim in the ocean.
Ninety-nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans.
The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water, which should be salty.



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Dude WTF? I've lost a little weight but I'm sure I'm not invisible.......

SFK, I cannot believe you sent Nemo to do your dirty work! Originally Posted by onehitwonder

No, 1hitta', U got that wrong,

I worked Nemo dirty. There's a difference.




But we're not supposed to post any more pictures....

{thanks to ms Grumpy Azz!}

So here's another "Something useful" ...


How To Survive A Shark Attack

2: Listen out for the music.
In the event that you are foolish enough to swim in an ocean, listen carefully for the music, as demonstrated in the marvelous documentary film Jaws. All shark attacks are preceded by the "daah-da, daah-da" chords, which will gradually become more rapid as the shark gets closer. This is due to the Doppler Effect.



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Points removed for posting something useful. I'm sure I'll be able to give them to LD later today.

I didn’t know about the shark thing and you might have just extended my life. That's what ECCIE is all about.

Look how long it has kept TMFT around!

But we're not supposed to post any more pictures....

{thanks to ms Grumpy Azz!}



Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Look ... my ass is grumpy because I have not had anything up it in over a week! Maybe if someone shoved their dick up my ass, I might loosen up a bit!

I'm just say'in!

She sure is bossy this mornin', right?

I saw the review now I know why LD told me you were a busy earlier. Hmmm, souse I've been replaced, huh? So who else you been workin' dirty, Playa?



No Brookie don't hold back. By all means, please say what's on your mind.