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I'd put that in the fav frazes suppository, but....I'm a stickler for proper punctuation....

Too bad. Cuz it is....SIMPly awesome. I'll bet ya spent boatloads o' time on it. Whew....

. Originally Posted by rooster
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Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
its better with one more quote Sir
Hes like a squeeky hinge and youre out of oil. Originally Posted by lilylivered
I'd put that in the fav frazes suppository, but....I'm a stickler for proper punctuation....

Too bad. Cuz it is....SIMPly awesome. I'll bet ya spent boatloads o' time on it. Whew....

. Originally Posted by rooster
The latest flu hysteria is merely a pretext for maintaining absentee ballot/ballot harvesting for the 2022 midterms. Originally Posted by Withnail
This.
She looks like a midget. Originally Posted by bambino
fuckin bambino.....

that's got a certain ring to it now that I thinck of it.....
You need a 12 inch wallet. Originally Posted by brasil
fuckin brasil.....
fuckin brasil..... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
At last I finally made it to the favorite phrases list. The crowning achievement of my posting career.
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Today, 12:57 AM #46 Plastic Man
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Originally Posted by coffeedrinker
Because women are all worthless cunts whose only purpose in life is to make me a ham sandwich and bark like a dog while she’s bent over with something inside her. Yes I’m misogynistic.

wells it dones seems likes ...ya an yer ...plastic man ...justs becames ...brothers

great review an great ...thread so ...thanks ...fer sharin!
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I try to increase my odds by asking if they need anything before I get there The top three things they usually ask for are #2 cigarettes #3 food Originally Posted by Oilrig
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It always makes me happy when I know I'm triggering self-loathing liberals. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Re: OSD:


42000 posts and counting!


Drivel, thy name is OSD! Originally Posted by jimxbeam


42K posts. Imagine how long it would take the average person to make that
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Only about 10 posts per day over the course of 12 years.

What I do is set up a time and relax , when she texts wondering where i am its time to head out .

She will wait an extra 20 min . Originally Posted by JONBALLS

(btw...they sell lube at fucking Wegman's now, fer chrissake....)

. Originally Posted by rooster




fuckin Carlos.....

It’s now easier than ever to find all of the simps on board they have a place to congregate here whew Originally Posted by Carlos Danger
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A doe staggered out of the woods and said “I’ll never do THAT for two bucks again!” Originally Posted by Crazy Bob
Can anybody explain this?