Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

{So the broom and the mop was a good idea then, huh? }

Heya' Brooke, since you're in such a useful mood, how'z about offering this poor lost soul some good old fashioned advice. Sounds like he could sure it. Your minions thanck you.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=85566



How To Survive A Shark Attack


3: Swim with fat people.
Try to surround yourself with more appetizing companions. If you know them well, you might even try to switch their suntan lotion with A-1 Steak Sauce. This will definitely improve your odds.



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Hey now! Watch that fat folks stuff! If I could get paid like I weighed we'd both be rich!

Remember that hostess cupcake commercial? CREAM FILLIN'? When the fat girl is on the intertube and has the sqiggley lines on her bathing suit and the shark goes after her cause she looks like a cupcake? And shouts CREAM FILLIN'!! Dude I gotta ease up on the coffee..............

G'nite, Baby-Daddy
Ginite Brookie-Doodle

{So the broom and the mop was a good idea then, huh? }

Heya' Brooke, since you're in such a useful mood, how'z about offering this poor lost soul some good old fashioned advice. Sounds like he could sure it. Your minions thanck you.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=85566






Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Yeah, I was reading this last night... some people do it to themselves..

Look how long it has kept TMFT around! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Th reason I am still around ... I am waiting for you run an "Old Guys free if they can pop within the session time limit"... special...

Look ... my ass is grumpy because I have not had anything up it in over a week! Maybe if someone shoved their dick up my ass, I might loosen up a bit!

I'm just say'in! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

ThreADS shouldn't be counted as posts...We can't "up our count" when you "up" yourself!! Or would that be when we "up" YOUR...nevermind!
BTW...where's the pic for THIS post??

Look ... my ass is grumpy because I have not had anything up it in over a week! Maybe if someone shoved their dick up my ass, I might loosen up a bit!

I'm just say'in! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Brooke - you know what an accommodating gentleman I can be.....and how I am always available to help damsels in distress. Just Say'n Babe....Just Say'n.

Brooke - you know what an accommodating gentleman I can be.....and how I am always available to help damsels in distress. Just Say'n Babe....Just Say'n. Originally Posted by CivilBarrister

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"Brooke, I'll get all up in that bitch. Holla' atcha' boi", CivilBarrister.



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"Brooke, I'll get all up in that bitch. Holla' atcha' boi", CivilBarrister.



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. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

A gangster w/ a law degree? Now that is fucking scary!

you cant have a whole page with no pics.

A bacon rose for the ladies

That's discusting! And is that a bacon and egg necklace to the right of those ... uhhh ... errr .... flowers?

That's discusting! And is that a bacon and egg necklace to the right of those ... uhhh ... errr .... flowers? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Did someone say Bacon...

TMFT - Increasing your post count by posting pictures which you have already posted just got you 20 points buddy.

Snuggle-Snuggle in bed with your points tonight.

Sincerely,
BW-Your friendly-wanna-be-mod

*points are subject to removal if you post NICE, HAPPY pictures of guinea pigs*

TMFT - Increasing your post count by posting pictures which you have already posted just got you 20 points buddy.

Snuggle-Snuggle in bed with your points tonight.

Sincerely,
BW-Your friendly-wanna-be-mod

*points are subject to removal if you post NICE, HAPPY pictures of guinea pigs* Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Ahem... they have bacon at Subway...

I have to pin my name and address to my shirt when I go outside... and you give me grief for not remembering if I have posted a pic before, c'mon ... I go to a bar ... I have to ask ... "Do I come here often?" ... When I call a provider ... I have to ask her... "Have you seen me before?"

Ahem... they have bacon at Subway... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

I'm glad my name is tied to Subway and not McDonalds. Dear god I cant imagine the fat jokes I would hear. lol.

I have to pin my name and address to my shirt when I go outside... and you give me grief for not remembering if I have posted a pic before, c'mon ... I go to a bar ... I have to ask ... "Do I come here often?" ... When I call a provider ... I have to ask her... "Have you seen me before?" Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Points removed for being hilarious.