I just noticed this threAD... seriously... wtf? Why is this a sticky? I am far from being edified, educated, impressed or even slightly amused by it... just nauseated.
New topic...I've been in a shitty mood lately, and a friend of mine decided to cheer me up with bad jokes...did it work?...not hardly, but I'll offer them up as a sacrifice to the flying spaghetti monster. Bring it ;-)