Have you ever disliked someone so bad on this forum that you've wished Law Enforcement action on them?

You can't use my statement a credibility then tell me to take several seats. It doesn't work like that.

Maybe you should sit your monkey ass down somewhere. You're making a fool of yourself.

Reading this thread made me come up with a fantasy, all right...

WS finally read something that pushed him over the edge about whoever it is he's so worked up about. Shaking with rage, sweating, gritting his teeth as he reads those terrible words on his screen, he knows that it's time. Time to actually do that thing he's been fantasizing about for so long. Time to call in the popo on the one who wronged him so. Fingers trembling, he picks up a phone and dials 911.

A bored-sounding voice answers "Houston PD, what is your emergency?" WS triumphantly declares "I want to report that MsWonderHo is working as a prostitute!" The dispatcher replies "Sir, this line is for emergencies only. Do you have an emergency?" WS, a bit put off his script, replies "Well, I guess not, but aren't you going to..." when the dispatcher interrupts with "Sorry sir, you're going to need to call the non-emergency line at 1-800-I-SNITCH". Determined to carry on with his task, WS calls this number only to find a standard phone tree. About 30 options and 4 transfers later, he finally gets connected to someone who actually works in HPD Vice - specifically, the department screwup who got assigned to answer phones after a long and undignified career of bungling the simplest busts in the city.

WS begins laying out the case, but the guy immediately interrupts him to inform him that he doesn't give a shit and doesn't have time to educate some lowly civilian punk on how useless anonymous tips on prostitution are - hey, he didn't get to where he is by being considerate and likable. WS continues to try to call people in HPD, and the dismissals only get faster and meaner. Eventually he gives up, his soul broken, as the one thing he was counting on as his trump card to fix whatever problem has him so worked up has proved worthless.

All right, maybe I got a little carried away, but a guy can dream...

.....no....no....this is just fine................and then he starts this threAD.

...and then he disables his eccie handle, donates all his worldly possessions to a women's shelter & becomes a Tibetan monk.


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You can't use my statement a credibility then tell me to take several seats. It doesn't work like that.

Maybe you should sit your monkey ass down somewhere. You're making a fool of yourself. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Use your statement a credibility?

I don't get what you're saying.

Point is, you need to take several seats. Wakeup is wakeup.

and calling me "monkey" that's racist.

I was the one who defended you when some poster tried calling you something similar.

Reading this thread made me come up with a fantasy, all right...

WS finally read something that pushed him over the edge about whoever it is he's so worked up about. Shaking with rage, sweating, gritting his teeth as he reads those terrible words on his screen, he knows that it's time. Time to actually do that thing he's been fantasizing about for so long. Time to call in the popo on the one who wronged him so. Fingers trembling, he picks up a phone and dials 911.

A bored-sounding voice answers "Houston PD, what is your emergency?" WS triumphantly declares "I want to report that MsWonderHo is working as a prostitute!" The dispatcher replies "Sir, this line is for emergencies only. Do you have an emergency?" WS, a bit put off his script, replies "Well, I guess not, but aren't you going to..." when the dispatcher interrupts with "Sorry sir, you're going to need to call the non-emergency line at 1-800-I-SNITCH". Determined to carry on with his task, WS calls this number only to find a standard phone tree. About 30 options and 4 transfers later, he finally gets connected to someone who actually works in HPD Vice - specifically, the department screwup who got assigned to answer phones after a long and undignified career of bungling the simplest busts in the city.

WS begins laying out the case, but the guy immediately interrupts him to inform him that he doesn't give a shit and doesn't have time to educate some lowly civilian punk on how useless anonymous tips on prostitution are - hey, he didn't get to where he is by being considerate and likable. WS continues to try to call people in HPD, and the dismissals only get faster and meaner. Eventually he gives up, his soul broken, as the one thing he was counting on as his trump card to fix whatever problem has him so worked up has proved worthless.

All right, maybe I got a little carried away, but a guy can dream... Originally Posted by Althalus

Nice try but we all know that if I were to do this I'd have to mention that I see evidence of sex trafficking and they'd be like bloodhounds wanting to know where.

The problem is you guys connect perceived stupidity with actual stupidity. You think the OP and premise of this thread is dumb and stupid so you'd naturally attach stupidity and dumbness to his real world line of thinking and action - and it's funny to you.

I'm willing to guess that the raided social years ago was and could have been an inside tip.

You posted it obviously with an intent to worry the ladies who'd come against you in this thread. Am I personally worried for myself, no...I haven't fucked anyone over other than to voice my opinion here. Why would you post something like that if you didn't want to stir things up? Good to know it's a female and her sugar daddy & or/pimp though.


~ Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

Worry the ones who come against me in this thread? If they haven't fucked over any sugar daddies then what's the big deal?

In life if you've fucked some people over, then you possibly may face the consequences. That's none of my business.

You can't use my statement a credibility then tell me to take several seats. It doesn't work like that.

Maybe you should sit your monkey ass down somewhere. You're making a fool of yourself. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Making a fool of myself?

LOL.. this takes no money out of my bank account.

There are no repercussions. You guys are not my friends. In all honesty, who gives a fuck. Obviously, hookerboard social acceptance must mean something of significance to you.

I have a real world career. ZERO bullshit said and done on this forum could ever effect that.

I'm just cracking up here.

What type of shit:

"Ya know, before Wakeup was a trolling maniac, he was once an elite, level-headed, well respected, well revered, pillar of the ECCIE community who sat on a high chair along with the rest of us elite and well-liked posters and pointed down on you in jest and made fun of your puny ass.

Look at me, I'm so smart, high, and mighty.."

- Venus

I never liked wreckshop no how.......I thinck he should be kicked off this SHMB Originally Posted by dearhunter

FTFY
I for one have never disliked wreck, I just find out disturbing watching some of the things his demented mind comes up with. Even if purely hypothetical, that's some sick shit there. + the more he's screaming for people to shut up, just makes me want to post more. I'm not going to get into an online shouting match, TROLL behavior I'd rather not partake in. But I will continue to post my opinion. That's what this board is here for.
And as far as kicking someone of the board just because he's not well liked?
Yeah we can dream, but at this rate, another meltdown is not far away. Soon he'll be having flashbacks of his time in the South African prison where he was gang raped, caught HIV, and then its all downhill from there.

...I was robbed and forced to perform unprotected anal sex in a south African prison after I left seeing the provider..so I might have AIDs..oh yes, so now put me in the alert section.. I contracted south African HIV... Originally Posted by wreckshop

FTFY
I for one have never disliked wreck, I just find out disturbing watching some of the things his demented mind comes up with. Even if purely hypothetical, that's some sick shit there. + the more he's screaming for people to shut up, just makes me want to post more. I'm not going to get into an online shouting match, TROLL behavior I'd rather not partake in. But I will continue to post my opinion. That's what this board is here for.
And as far as kicking someone of the board just because he's not well liked?
Yeah we can dream, but at this rate, another meltdown is not far away. Soon he'll be having flashbacks of his time in the South African prison where he was gang raped, caught HIV, and then its all downhill from there. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Your posts are un-interesting.

Poor little guy got his feewings hurt on the Interwebs...and then starts a thread where if I ever get the cops called on me, he's already admitted he is the one who did it.

Fail...

I sometimes hated wakeup enough to where if I heard his wife got busted in some elaborate highly executed sting, I'd be happy as hell..
Now I don't hold much animosity toward him. He's an alright dude. Originally Posted by wreckshop

Although his hate was centered on WU, the bust that would please him was aimed at Valerie? Typical wreckshop reasoning. But, heh, "he's an alright dude"

Poor little guy got his feewings hurt on the Interwebs...and then starts a thread where if I ever get the cops called on me, he's already admitted he is the one who did it.

Fail... Originally Posted by Wakeup

hahaha

you got the cops called on you?

No........... can't say I really know much of anything about anyone in this fantasy world. If I don't like the tone of what someone has to say I don't read what they write. There are several folks who post things up and respond to threads in a manner that I think is sophomoric, but it certainly doesn't get my skivies in a wad. I do this for kicks. It takes my mind off of stressful aspects of life from time to time.

"BoB"