Today is the day.........

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I would like to be a nip-tuck whore. What fancy name should that be called? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I see Yummy as more of a Lube-A-Bitcher.
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All the way back to 2013 to find anyone that used the words "reformed whore"...your search results reveal no one else between then and now who ever used that phrase?

Did anyone ever say "I'm a reformed whore"...like you have? Is that unique? I mean, BNI is a whore, no doubt, but even he wouldn't say he's reformed.
All the way back to 2013 to find anyone that used the words "reformed whore"...your search results reveal no one else between then and now who ever used that phrase?

Did anyone ever say "I'm a reformed whore"...like you have? I mean, BNI is a whore, no doubt, but even he wouldn't say he's reformed. Originally Posted by Wakeup
All he way back? You make it such a Herculean effort. No, it was about 35 key strokes. That's it. No effort what so ever. Maybe I'm just a lurker that likes to read and lurk and then lurk and read. Dunno. Do you? Do you really know what point your trying to make. Cuz, I do. You've lost site of the ball my friend. Work smarter not harder Giggles.
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...... why would she seek something against your creature and not against you? Seriously........ Originally Posted by armature
You are an observant reformed whore........there lies the 3 dollar question.
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Do you really know what point your trying to make. Originally Posted by armature
The point is the same as it always was...helping jm get an answer to his question below...

Remind me.......Who in the living fuck are you again? Originally Posted by junglemonkey
Trust me...there was this old, fat, jelly roll neck whore once. She made up the nickname Peachez for me and used it all the time. She was the only person I had ever seen call herself a reformed whore. She Thunderfucked every quote into fifteen comments to reply to each one. She followed me all over the board to comment about me. She hated me with a passion to rend the soul. She paid for my personal information and outed it to multiple people, including two whores who are friends of mine, which is how I saw the emails.

We're all just glad you're just a lurker who read the board for a long time...because you don't want to seem like you're emulating her...trust me...she was universally reviled, constantly lampooned, and was the poster child for epic fail. If it wasn't her fucking up, it was her parade of dumbass doubles partners that were stepping on their dicks. You should have seen her in the thread that was started about me back in April...bitch lost her damn mind, and the number of BANNED and Guested handles in that one thread sets a Guiness Book record for hooker boards...

But hey...to each their own...you be you honey...we're just here to try and help you out with your image here...
The point is the same as it always was...helping jm get an answer to his question below...



Trust me...there was this old, fat, jelly roll neck whore once. She made up the nickname Peachez for me and used it all the time. She was the only person I had ever seen call herself a reformed whore. She Thunderfucked every quote into fifteen comments to reply to each one. She followed me all over the board to comment about me. She hated me with a passion to rend the soul. She paid for my personal information and outed it to multiple people, including two whores who are friends of mine, which is how I saw the emails.

We're all just glad you're just a lurker who read the board for a long time...because you don't want to seem like you're emulating her...trust me...she was universally reviled, constantly lampooned, and was the poster child for epic fail. If it wasn't her fucking up, it was her parade of dumbass doubles partners that were stepping on their dicks. You should have seen her in the thread that was started about me back in April...bitch lost her damn mind, and the number of BANNED and Guested handles in that one thread sets a Guiness Book record for hooker boards...

But hey...to each their own...you be you honey...we're just here to try and help you out with your image here... Originally Posted by Wakeup
No, it's actually not your point. You've proved it in this post.

Did you report her for outting you? Did she get banned? You know you can use emails to get someone banned right? You did know that, right? I mean as much as you go after outting whores, I'd think you'd have jumped on that bandwagon toot sweet...ijs.

And are you saying that JM is mandle for someone?

I'm confused.
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No need to report her...she's gone...when she comes back I'll bust it out...

Yeah...that chulo lovin' skank was certified nuts...
I started reading this shit and then I realized I have a life and I have shit to do. You m'fers are something else
So you're saying that Junglemonkey is her manhandle? That's weird. I call bullshit on that.

No need to report her...she's gone...when she comes back I'll bust it out... Originally Posted by Wakeup
I'm going to call bullshit on this too. Let's suss out the details shall we?

First off how much did she pay? I mean how much is your personal info worth? $50, $100, a grand? Just how much of a whore's cash are you worth? Or is that not quite true? She really didn't pay to get your RWI did she. I think, you thought that by you saying she paid for your RWI you could make her sound more diabolical. I guess that kind of makes sense. But, for someone to have gotten under your skin this much, she had to have some game.

Hey, I have a thought. I've got game, and, personally, I would just have asked one of my whore friends. Or, conversely, I would have waited for someone to drop the info on me. You've said yourself every whore in town knows your RWI. But, since I don't believe there's any advantage in overpaying, I'd not have paid. I don't think your RWI is worth paying for.

Logistics aside, you're saying she has all your RWI. You also said she got it (paid for it) from a mutual friend. And then this mutual friend showed you an email or two. Right? You must not have very good friends if they are going to doll out your RWI. Either that or you have stupid friends. It could be either way really.

Your stupid friends aside, oh man, I'd have stopped the train right there and gone all scorched earth on her. You know, the way you have with anyone else that outs you. Tell me, what does your signature line say?

So this tread in April. Did she get BANNED? Is this when she got your info and outted you? Who did she out you to? We all know that in the last go around when you said some hooker outted you said she told twelve folks. Or so you claim. But, what I read, no one but the hooker got BANNED - in all caps as you put it. And she got BANNED because she typed your name. I'm going to go with - I think you were telling a fib about the twelve folks then too.

Yeah...that chulo lovin' skank was certified nuts... Originally Posted by Wakeup
So if she is a skank and all certifiable, like you say, why are shirking your duties? What I would do, but I'm security conscious, is take all my emails and forward them to the powers that be. I'd make sure she never got another account, another trick, another anything, anywhere. But, you're not doing that are you? Because it's all really a lie isn't it - Giggles.

Just so you know, we all know, this imaginary person never imaginary outted you.

As asides:

Also, are you saying that this imaginary woman did imaginary doubles with men? I'm not sure men would pay to cross swords or get fucked by some hooker's man friend. Or were you trying to say something else when you said her hooker friend's/s' stepped on their dicks. Please clarify. Because I think you were just typing word salad.

I wonder why people would call you Peachez. Doesn't seem you're much of a peach.

Still confused.
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So you're saying that Junglemonkey is her manhandle? That's weird. I call bullshit on that.



I'm going to call bullshit on this too. Let's suss out the details shall we?

First off how much did she pay? I mean how much is your personal info worth? $50, $100, a grand? Just how much of a whore's cash are you worth? Or is that not quite true? She really didn't pay to get your RWI did she. I think, you thought that by you saying she paid for your RWI you could make her sound more diabolical. I guess that kind of makes sense. But, for someone to have gotten under your skin this much, she had to have some game.

Hey, I have a thought. I've got game, and, personally, I would just have asked one of my whore friends. Or, conversely, I would have waited for someone to drop the info on me. You've said yourself every whore in town knows your RWI. But, since I don't believe there's any advantage in overpaying, I'd not have paid. I don't think your RWI is worth paying for.

Logistics aside, you're saying she has all your RWI. You also said she got it (paid for it) from a mutual friend. And then this mutual friend showed you an email or two. Right? You must not have very good friends if they are going to doll out your RWI. Either that or you have stupid friends. It could be either way really.

Your stupid friends aside, oh man, I'd have stopped the train right there and gone all scorched earth on her. You know, the way you have with anyone else that outs you. Tell me, what does your signature line say?

So this tread in April. Did she get BANNED? Is this when she got your info and outted you? Who did she out you to? We all know that in the last go around when you said some hooker outted you said she told twelve folks. Or so you claim. But, what I read, no one but the hooker got BANNED - in all caps as you put it. And she got BANNED because she typed your name. I'm going to go with - I think you were telling a fib about the twelve folks then too.



So if she is a skank and all certifiable, like you say, why are shirking your duties? What I would do, but I'm security conscious, is take all my emails and forward them to the powers that be. I'd make sure she never got another account, another trick, another anything, anywhere. But, you're not doing that are you? Because it's all really a lie isn't it - Giggles.

Just so you know, we all know, this imaginary person never imaginary outted you.

As asides:

Also, are you saying that this imaginary woman did imaginary doubles with men? I'm not sure men would pay to cross swords or get fucked by some hooker's man friend. Or were you trying to say something else when you said her hooker friend's/s' stepped on their dicks. Please clarify. Because I think you were just typing word salad.

I wonder why people would call you Peachez. Doesn't seem you're much of a peach.

Still confused. Originally Posted by armature


Learn reading comprehension.
Learn reading comprehension. Originally Posted by junglemonkey
I comprendo amigo. You do not understand what he's putting down. This is not your fault. You are not one of the players. You are just an aside.

And now we wait...
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If that bat shit crazy whore ever comes back, I'll discuss it with her. No need to discuss it with you, is there?
If that bat shit crazy whore ever comes back, I'll discuss it with her. No need to discuss it with you, is there? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Well, you mean other than the fact that you are discussing it with me? In detail? I can't think of a thing. But you do you.

Now we've established who you are chit chating with...the meat of the matter...

...God dammit! NO! Fuck, now you've gone and ruined it. We were having so much fun too. And what do you do? You fucked it up. You fell back on your mind numbing semantic's/s' mental masturbation shit-ola since Uncle dh isn't here to cheer you on or play your hand. Boring Sydney, boring.

Sigh, oh well. Us / we / all of us will have to settle for watching you preen publicly over some idiotic game that you play with your own self in your own head will have to do. It's funny though. But HINT: Little kids arguing with their parents on Youtube have more game than you with this lame ass shit.

You would have made our day if you'd lived up the excitement of your first jelly roll post. But, as usual, without Uncle dh's help, you fell flat. Sorry. So fucking sorry. Everyone was looking forward to a little fun.
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You'll recover...unlike her, she's so old she doesn't have many years left to get over it...
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I comprendo amigo. You do not understand what he's putting down. This is not your fault. You are not one of the players. You are just an aside.

And now we wait... Originally Posted by armature
Nah don't think you do. You should really ask one of the fat voices in your head to help you with that. Just keep my name out of your mouth. I ain't no Fried Donut.