Idk if you're really a drunk. The term "town drunk" was more to imply that you and Paul are stumbling morons. And to answer the question of how does this have life after 8 pages...I'm a celebrity. That's how
Originally Posted by sucrunchman
Wait. Wait. No SERIOUSLY, freaking wait...
Did you just say you were a "celebrity"? Please god, let me read that again... Wait... Ok, now let the laughing begin...
In all seriousness a couple definitions you should considering reading:
ce·leb·ri·ty
səˈlebrətē/
noun
noun:
celebrity; plural noun:
celebrities
- 1.
a famous person.
synonyms:famous person, VIP, very important person, personality, newsmaker, name, big name, famous name, household name, star, superstar, movie star;
NONE OF WHICH YOU ARE.
Then there's this that probably best describes you...
de·lu·sion·al
[dih-loo-zhuh-nl] Show IPA
adjective 1. having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions: Senators who think they
will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional.
2. Psychiatry. maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of
mental illness: He was so delusional and paranoid that he thought everybody was conspiring against him.
YEP I THINK THAT COVERS IT... Time to take your meds buddy...