Can of Worms : the Lid is Coming Off

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Heartwarming to see things going in JB's direction here. First the uber-controversial bbfs/questionable business practices whore and now this older hook. Plus neither one appears to outweigh the average chimpanzee.
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I hope she sets up soon

already spent the money
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I hope she sets up soon

already spent the money Originally Posted by JONBALLS
JB use the money that the old lady hook pays you to mercy fuck her to finance your date with the younger, more troubled one.

Perfect, no? Also upcharge the blonde, who has an excellent body, if she wants you to drive it into her poop chute or eat her box.
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noah

I'm angling for house boy while she pays the bills



ive had enough hoes its getting old at some point they all blurr into each other anyway
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Yes JB and congratulations again on the reverse-hooking.

If she wants an overnight make sure she understands it's on her to bring snacks from the convenience store and that touching the tv remote is always off the table. Nothing worse than a hook who has the nerve to flip to HGTV or Animal Planet between degadations.
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thanks NBT

lets not jinx this
by spiking the ball just yet

I'm peering down at my empty pockets

and I'm just about to leave for work so.......



lots of promises made , money prematurely spent and plans on the drawing board waiting for action
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thanks NBT

lets not jinx this
by spiking the ball just yet

I'm peering down at my empty pockets

and I'm just about to leave for work so.......



lots of promises made , money prematurely spent and plans on the drawing board waiting for action Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Have a wonderful time JB!
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It's a testament to JB's board wizardry that he's on the precipice of pulling this off without being a lapdog.
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. Originally Posted by ElleW
hay Pooh Bearette
Welcome Back girl
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Describe the stink.
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Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Describe the stink. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
ah ya both know ya want ta eat & put some WOOD in ta Elle in a Big Bad Wolf way
talk about a can of worms as ya both try ta win her hand
by being the better Big Bad Wolf over the other
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ah ya both know ya want ta eat & put some WOOD in ta Elle in a Big Bad Wolf way
talk about a can of worms as ya both try ta win her hand
by being the better Big Bad Wolf over the other Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Wrong again.

I'm imagining a combination of spoiled milk and road kill.
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Wrong again.

I'm imagining a combination of spoiled milk and road kill. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
oh Pooh Bear, its Plastic Man she rather sing this song ta