so you know you're a loser when..

you know ur a loser when a random hottie at sbux with a really nice ass is almost out the door when last second she pivots into a 180, grabs a seat directly across from you halfway across the coffee bar, does the not so subtle hair flip while giggling and sneaking not so furtive glances, and ur so clueless you don't even know she wants you to hit on her and she might even be down for a quickie. now that's Exhibit A of a fucking loser right there if you ask me..

and i guess even with era and equal pay and #metoo and all that, gals still want the guy to make the first move? what's that all about?

hope you washed those hands after you took that shit…

You know you’re a loser and nasty if you didn’t Originally Posted by Cendell M

He probably licked them clean.

You know you're a loser if you pay deposits.
You know you're a loser when you get deposit scammed and come to Oh2/Eccie to cry about it.

I am @thehobby. Please understand that. Everyone knows that. You know you are a loser when you don't follow Pitrooms words and ideas to a T. Originally Posted by Pitroom

You know that you are a loser when you follow anyone's words and ideas to a T.

You know you are a loser when you pay a deposit, give your real name and phone number to a lady of the night. My name on my phone is that of a famous pornstar who loved to get creampied. Goddamn new worker at Metro PCs asked me for my ID to match my name. I just said call your boss and turned around to walk out. Okay Sir it's fine. Yeah I thought so. I got a 4th phone today. Now put that damn phone in the name of first name Unique. Last name Carpenter. Oh you need a middle name. My middle name is Mod. Yeah that works

Pit,
I screen through email only.
4 current references within last 90 days.
Current pictures within 60 days.
Credit card #s
SSN
Birthday.

You know you are a loser when you dare question @thehobby when you only have 5 reviews and no real true Intel to dispense to the masses. No problem(to who this is referring to) use my fucking cliff notes. I'm going out the box here because you know me and CendellM got beef. You know you are a loser when you look at that picture of her breasts and you are not turned on.(slaps myself). Back to me getting on you'll ass! Originally Posted by Pitroom

I don't post reviews because should ECCIE be seized by the cops and start linking accounts to phone numbers to people, a review is now used against you.

So unless you can trace your board lineage back to ASPD, Know your role and shut your pie hole!.


Some of us drop off and come back either under a different handle or revive the old one. But we have been around since before ASPD and we relied on very sketchy magazine / local paper ads, that you found in the ABS's There weren't any review boards.. just sites where ads popped up on.

So you think post numbers and review numbers have EARNED you respect just remember that anyone can post messages and anyone can post reviews, be them REAL or faked.. I mean how hard is it to get some AMP name and address, use a name that has been posted before about that AMP or a different AMP (the girls will move around) and create a FAKE review?

How is a MOD going to verify? Call for the girl or go there and ask questions? For all we know all of your reviews are fake.

And don't tell me you take photos.... what you can't find enough free porn on the net you have to pay someone to pose for your wank-bank collection?

..when the hottest chick in del ray grabs you, and while not even intoxicated, forces her tongue all the way down your throat-pitt would have approved i'd guess if he'd get over the pse dribe-drive and vibe-while you cringe over the "way-too-much pda" c'mon yo this is nuts vibe, but then later that night she falls head over heels for your nephew, who is admittedly far better looking. so there's that. and always remember, 2's company, 3s a crowd, unless there's some really good cuckolding to be had nearby 'round..

i was thinking maybe some sharing would have been reasonable, but then again, 3somes are a crowd, unless dp was her kink, which i found out isn't really a thing in CR, at least not yet. not yet..

hell fia wasn't even a winner. all i asked for was to hear winner winner chicken dinner, but those magic words never crossed my typamics, although there was some reverb that sounded more like "loser loser sorta sorry the universe kinda bruised ya." that's how come i know that imma loser..

#wecan'tallbe10's..

btw, UC, great screening policies! i will add that to my 50 page policy and procedures tome, "a hitchiker's guide to avoiding hobby fuckery". and i thought i heard some watery king whisper, "and thanks for all the fish.."

Interesting thread pxmcc

Happy Hobbying!

..when the hottest chick in del ray grabs you, and while not even intoxicated, forces her tongue all the way down your throat Originally Posted by pxmcc

Shit, I've made that walk through the Blue Marlin bar between the casino and the local street outside many times. I always stayed at the hotel Presidente and did my 'shopping' at the Blue Marlin, and if nothing, walk right across the street to the Key Largo. A couple of times I found a local chica who didn't look like a working girl playing slots in the Colonial Casino. I also met a couple of really fine chicas at Club Idem.

Blue Marlin bar in the Hotel Del Ray.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIRsasGZn7c

..when your h.s. mad girl crush-the crush was the mad part, not the girl, btw-comes to you for advice about her boy/girl stuff..

just go find a bridge and hopefully on the way down, maybe your reserve wingsuit will suddenly magically appear and you can catch some gnarly updrafts, which are indeed a thing..

at the brookshire bros. supermarket in of course brookshire, texas, a tiny sheet of paper i dropped inadvertently caught one of those from the superheated black asphalt and was at about 800 feet in about 20 seconds. i was like, where's my damn wingsuit when i'm ready for some legit wright bros.-style adventures..

"if you build some huge ass warehouses with some really effecient loading docks, Besos and Musk will come." says, brookshire, texas. it turns out brookshire was spot on point..

Loser when you think reviews are real? Mine are all just fantasies like old penthouse forum. Isn’t that what this is?

so you know you're a loser when..You buy or sell pussy. That's the reality here. There isn't any winners here. It's still a lot of fun Originally Posted by BLM69

This is the best reply in the thread.

So you know you're not a loser when your fantasy is in fact reality.

..when you're a/c in houston during summertime is a big fan blowing into buckets of ice..