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Originally Posted by Loose McLips
Oh you read, lamentation is a bitch. Puppet
P.s. thank you for the edit. The world appreciates you offering more personal information. Where you work, where you at attended school, and now your family status. The omission is married or divorced. Easy to ascertain divorced. I can see some dumb bitch marrying you and pumping out some puppies, but staying with you, fuck no. Pony up some child support payments and enjoy those every other weekends. Otherwise it's sad and lonely for you. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock... the sound of the empty house. It is no wonder why you stayed up posting all night long now... drunken lonely lamentation coupled with hopeful anticipation. Of course this gives us a footprint of your actual age as well.
Tune in later readers when Loose McLips will give us his residential address, email address, contact number, blood type, and mother's maiden name.
P.s.s. for you Darth Maul, back on topic people! Sailboats and the cost of operation.