bbf for beginers

Whispers. BE NICE. ;-( ...I thought you liked a "thought- provoking" topic!!!

Can I have some Burstin' Melon Berry Go-Gurt and a tube of Aveeno Eczema Therapy moisturizing cream instead? My pot-bellied pig is in the shop for a transmission overhaul and the sports book at the MGM Grand won't answer their mom when she cacciatores their lamisil. What's a guy to dew?

"RR... Your mission ... should you decide to except...... Originally Posted by Whispers

So Mr. Director am I to assume you heard good things from last mission ? Oh hell this message will self destruct ! Check PM.

Being in your late 50's, I would assume you would know the difference between there and they're, but apparently not.

My 36DDs are perky, natural and beautiful. Too bad I'm a few months over your age criteria huh? How will I ever survive??! Oh wait, I retired and you wouldn't stand a chance with me in civvie world.


Back to BBF, like homer said, what other type of fingering is there?! Finger condoms? My oh my. Better safe than sorry??? hahaha I really don't even know what else to say about that...Guess I'm a 'BEGINER' and have a lot to learn! Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Sorry I don't date hookers, not even retired ones. I pay them to leave
So when I'm done nutting I can get back to important things and real relationships.

I don't have much of a bust! But Slurp, slurp, slurp I shall ;-) j/k xo

Your pretty sad. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. I remember lots of denials last time, now it's out of context but yes I said it. Start any thread you want it's not gonna effect my hobbying but people are seeing your angry lying side. That can't be great for you biz.

Ps I didn't post any assumptions just what you said and it was because of the topic at hand then. You were being a hypocrit and I called you out, nothing more nothing less. I only pm'd you to tell you sixx's thread was not where I would have any back and forth with you. Originally Posted by buckman

It's YOU'RE not YOUR.
She didn't start anything, YOU did. YOU admitted to hijacking this thread!!!

And if you pm'd her JUST to say sixx's thread was not where you would have a back and forth with her, why didn't you just have the back and forth with her in the fucking PM? Nope you had to bring it to this unrelated thread just to try and bash her publically? Do you feel cooler? Gosh, I sure hope so!

& Yes, you did post assumptions. You assumed I was OLD. You assumed I had old, saggy, hard or fake tits. You assumed I was over 30. You made a lot of assumptions on my appearance, which is interesting considering you have no idea who I am or what I look like. In fact, I'm pretty sure you even assumed I was someone named "Brit" in another thread. Quit while you're ahead.

"I know who she is...... You don't want to know her .... She is a woman that will suck the life out of you if you get too close.....

Your too little..... You would smother in her bust......

Besides....."


We don't like to name names Whispers!? DO We? Knock it off! ...But than again, everyone already knows your a DICK

It's YOU'RE not YOUR.
She didn't start anything, YOU did. YOU admitted to hijacking this thread!!!

And if you pm'd her JUST to say sixx's thread was not where you would have a back and forth with her, why didn't you just have the back and forth with her in the fucking PM? Nope you had to bring it to this unrelated thread just to try and bash her publically? Do you feel cooler? Gosh, I sure hope so!

& Yes, you did post assumptions. You assumed I was OLD. You assumed I had old, saggy, hard or fake tits. You assumed I was over 30. You made a lot of assumptions on my appearance, which is interesting considering you have no idea who I am or what I look like.
In fact, I'm pretty sure you even assumed I was someone named "Brit" in another thread...

Quit while you're ahead. Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Grammer aside which I don't give two shits about, something it has in common with you. Fucking auto correct. You really don't know shit about what your saying. Your taking my post's to her and using them for you which doesn't wash. I made no assumptions with her, with you I could care less. Your retired and were never on any bucket list when you were here. Besides didn't you say you were leaving. Your pics don't look good to me and I have no desire to fuck you so at this point your just wasting my time

I was a member for a long time before disabling and retiring my account. Just got an itch to come spend some time occasionally here and there. Originally Posted by buckman

Pot meet kettle.

your a DICK Originally Posted by Joan

Dicks taste good, right Buckman?

Pot meet kettle. Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Hahaha, I'll give you that one. I tap out, it's bedtime anyways.

Originally Posted by buckman
I was a member for a long time before disabling and retiring my account. Just got an itch to come spend some time occasionally here and there.

Buckman. Why didn't you come back as your old handle?
You can reply to this question in the coward's with new handles thread whispers started. You know, the one thread you somehow managed to stay out of.

This is the wackiest thread of the year. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

It would be, if we could just keep it on topic!

What was the topic?

Dicks taste good, right Buckman? Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Dam are you telling me your so slow you don't even remember what dicks taste like.

Night night

It would be, if we could just keep it on topic!

What was the topic? Originally Posted by Fratelli

Another man nails it on the head....