Spanking one out saves money!!

YOU mean your a young Randall Creed, and your favorite T.V. crush isn't Blair from facts of life (who was NBA.....) yeah your young and hip.....we are in the same age group Urkel...live it ...know it.........its sad you are such an angry fuck, but in the real world......NOBODY cares.....not even your auntie.........but she says the basement rent in the ATLis due.......so theres that ! Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Seriously, dude.

Says the guy who idolizes a character who's the biggest loser in the game of life. You're all the same, a bunch of grabassing circle jerkers, who for some reason, likes the way it feels to bump uglies with other losers.

Notice how, like dung beetles to shit, the same posse of trolls just each other around, leaving a trail of their grab-ass slime everywhere. Who's next, Lucass McLame or....what?? I'm starting to lose track of you fuckers. You're worse than roaches at dinner time. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Actually my life is kinda nice, had a great childhood, made lifelong friends, my parents ( that"s biological mom and dad to you) loved me and my brothers, we traveled, went to Disneyland and so many places.....but some people came from welfare families and broken homes....I feel bad but if my folks could pull together and give us a great childhood....why couldn't others?
cant comment on your younger years......but there has to be some reason you hate everybody...so I blame your upbringing.....I called my dad .....dad cause he lived with us supported us, and tried to make our life great.....cant relate to babys daddy stuff, but who am I to judge?......sorry your life sucks......but bitching about blonde girls telling you no isn't going to help...........sleep tight Urkel

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And notice how you never know when to quit. You just keep going on and on and on and on....

Just stop it already. You're not digging out of this hole. But, please keep it going...


I'm sorry. Why are you here again?? Oh, that's right. You're a bag of the 4th letter, and you probably have no friends in real life, so you think playing tag along with other slack jawed board trolls makes you hip and cool. Is that what it is? Do you all play hacky sack together, figuring out what threads to rub poo on???

Seriously.

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omg..... that's too fuckin funny.......poor Urkel.......... maybe his mommas baby daddy........
Urkell will post a witty response around......Thursday when he thinks of a response, he's a slow witted dude.......that just hand waxed his 94 lumina for a date with Dorphy....hope he got an address.......LMFAO

I'm sorry. Why are you here again?? Oh, that's right. You're a bag of the 4th letter, and you probably have no friends in real life, so you think playing tag along with other slack jawed board trolls makes you hip and cool. Is that what it is? Do you all play hacky sack together, figuring out what threads to rub poo on???

Seriously. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

And still....you continue...you never learn...

Didn't know 'Creed' was in Predator.

Stupid.

Didn't know 'Creed' was in Predator.

Stupid. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001835/



LOL!!! You are just too much fun, man

Who's next, Lucass McLame or....what?? I'm starting to lose track of you fuckers. You're worse than roaches at dinner time. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

You seem to bring me up a lot. Your gay tendencies are showing. It's not that I'm NBA, I just don't want to put my dick in your mouth like you dream about me doing. Stop thinking about me. It's creepy.

And if you see roaches when you have dinner, stop paying for hookers and get a better place...or invest in some Raid for God's sake you broke ass weirdo.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001835/



LOL!!! You are just too much fun, man Originally Posted by albundy

What's the link for (probably leads to gay porn)?? There was no character in Predator named Creed. I don't know how this could possibly be confusing.

Sorry, Lucas. You're usually hanging with these type of clowns and participating in their circle jerk jackassery...or so it seems. Hanging around them TOO much would feel pretty gay, I suppose, and at some point the whole act would kinda run its course (you'd think).

Then again, I don't know what it's like to be in a big pile of naked man-flesh. Maybe it's a wonderful utopia. There's GOTTA be a reason why they keep doing it.

[One of them did mention just how much 'fun' he's having]

Anyway, as much I'd love to jack off with you guys all day [not really], I'm going to go to a place that has a lot of hot, young women...that likes flirting with an old bastard like me, and occasionally let me cop feels on them.

We can pick this up later...when I'm NOT doing anything important. You guys, uhh...well, do what you do in the meantime.

Try not to get cum on the floor or anything. I hear that shit's slippery.

[One of them did mention just how much 'fun' he's having]

Anyway, as much I'd love to jack off with you guys all day [not really], I'm going to go to a place that has a lot of hot, young women...that likes flirting with an old bastard like me, and occasionally let me cop feels on them.
Originally Posted by Randall Creed

On a Tuesday? Go get a job you broke dick and stop thinking about me. You're really starting to creep me out with how much you think about me. I'm feeling rather vulnerable now.

Edit: So you are going to a strip club; lucky you...I'll get back to work but I'm really jealous...hahaha

Shit, for your car dates apparently all I need is about 30 bucks and a hard-on.

Welp, I have the 30 bucks. I just hope with you I can actually get a hard-on.

How much longer are you going to run interference for the dick watching broemancer??

The way Sasha ripped you to shreds in that other thread, I figured you'd shut the fuck for a while, but I guess you need something else in your mouth for that. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Please Please Give Me A Link To Support Your Statement Of A 30 Dollar Car Date... I Will Be Waiting..

Why are you hoping you can get a hard on when I never said I would even see your ass?

Thats where you thought wrong lmfao

We're all the same, a bunch of grabassing circle jerkers, who for some reason, likes the way it feels to bump uglies with other losers.. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

FIFY

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And notice how you never know when to quit. You just keep going on and on and on and on....

Just stop it already. You're not digging out of this hole. But, please keep it going...


I'm sorry. Why are you here again?? Oh, that's right. You're a bag of the 4th letter, and you probably have no friends in real life, so you think playing tag along with other slack jawed board trolls makes you hip and cool. Is that what it is? Do you all play hacky sack together, figuring out what threads to rub poo on???

Seriously. Originally Posted by albundy

Is Somebody In There Feelings On A Hooker Board?

Dorthy charged me $100 to punch me in my face 5 times. She goes for the throat a lot so she will give you a discount. I can't remember the cost. I was a little woozy. I just handed her my wallet and she threw it at me and she punched me 3 more times for free...bottom line, I got a discount. And she drove me to the ER and dropped me off for no extra charge...she did kick me out of the car while it was moving though...that was my bad though.