Pet Peeve's

coast_encounter's Avatar
Guys who want to ask odd questions while in Mish...like how" long have you been divorced? or do you you have kids?"

Ummm I dont wanna think about that stuff, let alone talk about an ex or kids while your bangin me! Is this just a way for you guys to prolong the big O?
Cause it sure is a turn off for me..

**MOCHA LOL!! GOD NO Please NO Brown Eye surprise-- thats the funniest thing Ive heard all week Originally Posted by CRISTY-CUPPS
+1
swpaul's Avatar
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beautifulbailey's Avatar
  • Guys who ask for discounts. Especially when I have never seen had time with them before. If I want to make an adjustment in my donation for a individual he will know it.
  • Guys who ask for a discount because in thier own words and mind they are hot.
  • Clients try and have religious conversations before or after a session.
  • A guy who bites during DATY. Dude it is not gum do not chew it.
coast_encounter's Avatar
  • Clients try and have religious conversations before or after a session.
  • A guy who bites during DATY. Dude it is not gum do not chew it.
Originally Posted by beautifulbailey

First
I have to ask because the first one seems very strange. Can you elaborate about someone wanting to have a religious conversation before/during or after a meeting ? I cannot even imaging how that would even be injected into the conversation. Curiosity on my part :-)

Second: Bites during DATY - Ouch !! I guess that is similar to a guy catching some teeth during oral. Very painful I bet..

Naomi4u's Avatar
Yeah I haven't had anyone try to have a religious conversation with me before or after the session, Damn! I would be a little creeped out.
London Rayne's Avatar
I actually had a Priest show up once....sent him packing, and I am not even Catholic.
Naomi4u's Avatar
LMFAO! I would have done him just for the hell of it!
London Rayne's Avatar
Oh nooooo...I'm scared of that!
I actually had a Priest show up once....sent him packing, and I am not even Catholic. Originally Posted by London Rayne
LMFAO! I would have done him just for the hell of it! Originally Posted by Naomi4u
Oh nooooo...I'm scared of that! Originally Posted by London Rayne
I think only the priest risked his eternal soul (if you believe in that sort of thing).
London Rayne's Avatar
I do and I don't want to push my luck lol.
beautifulbailey's Avatar
First
I have to ask because the first one seems very strange. Can you elaborate about someone wanting to have a religious conversation before/during or after a meeting ? I cannot even imaging how that would even be injected into the conversation. Curiosity on my part :-)

Second: Bites during DATY - Ouch !! I guess that is similar to a guy catching some teeth during oral. Very painful I bet..

Originally Posted by coast_encounter
1. I seem to attract very conflicted "christian" men. Ministers, deacons, church board members you name it. I have no idea why. It usually goes a lil something like this:

Him: You seem like such a nice young lady.
Me: Thanks
Him: I hope you dont mind me asking but how did you get in to "this"?
Me: The same way you have, circumstances and research.
Him: Well I do not hardly every do "this". I have been trying to stop but I saw your pictures and read your ad/bio/ or profile and you seemed like such a nice lady. I am really going to stop though this is that last time. Do you go to church? I'm sure there are a lot of really nice fellas who would love to marry you.
Me: Honey thats sweet of you to say but I really do not feel comfortable with where this conversation is going, can we please change the subject?
Him: I'm sorry I did not mean to make you upset. But just know that no matter what Jesus still care's.

End

This is usually followed by a week or two of no contact. a couple of weeks of random religious text forwarded to my cell and eventually a request for
bcd ... AGAIN.


2. Just Imagine someone biting your "head". Not fun at all.

LOL hope that answered your questions Coast.
coast_encounter's Avatar
Sure did. Thanks for the 411. You nust have some skillz. You have them coming back like Pookie from New jack City :-)

beautifulbailey's Avatar
Sure did. Thanks for the 411. You nust have some skillz. You have them coming back like Pookie from New jack City :-)

Originally Posted by coast_encounter
You are too funny! What can I say
I do and I don't want to push my luck lol. Originally Posted by London Rayne
I'm pretty sure that ship had sailed!!!
LMFAO! I would have done him just for the hell of it! Originally Posted by Naomi4u
We're all goin' to hell.....I'll save you a seat!!