Poll: Dorthy Monroe - What will you miss most?

Isn't that what FarmersOnly.com is for? ... to find girls that know how to fish, milk cows, castrate bulls and fuck in the back of a pickup truck?

I suspect she enjoyed getting banned. Don't think for a minute that she's not reading all of this from her man handle account. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Probably. But it does not matter because she will be off of the market in the future once oil prices get back on track.
I like Dorthy very much! She is the life and entertainment on this site. Y'all can say all you want but you know you were one of the ppl that had to go to that thread and read her post. This place is boring without an honest persona like her. And yeah, she might come off as a crazy bitch, but some of you attack her and she has to be hard! She ain't going to let anyone talk shit lol! Oh Dorthy! Can't wait till you're back. Sure you've got somethin to say. Cannot wait... Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie

But the problem is that she is rather boring in her hate attacks. I expected a bit more ironic wit. Some of blokes here have a better grasp of humor or can liven it up better than what she can muster up on her own. Her fame is that she happens to be a woman/provider who behaves like a dufus like most of the male blokes on the eccie forum. Yawn, big deal!
This is on the open board. Why would she need a man handle to read this? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
My Bad. Forgot that anyone with a computer can read what's written on the open board whether they are registered or not.

Still suspect she has a man handle.
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^^^^ you're entitled to your own opinion^^^ me likes me some Dorthy
That was meant for FT
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she might come off as a crazy bitch Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
wait, what? are you suggesting ALL girls aren't crazy? lol

stop the presses! most of the guys I know (some of the girls to) have been fibbing to me!
My Bad. Forgot that anyone with a computer can read what's written on the open board whether they are registered or not.
Still suspect she has a man handle. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Multi quotes, some ppl never figure that out but will quote 5 ppl one after another, eating up half a page. I for one find that annoying, but when Dorthy did it, nor so much. I will miss her unique personality, might have to pay the lil tart a visit and get some of that hocus pocus she brags about.
Stinky?
There is sooo much wrong in your statement. Why would DM need another account? You clearly did not think this through. Just because you are hiding under different names does not mean others do. Yes anyone with a phone or computer can read what's online. There's this new thingy the kids are all talking about, its called the internet.
wait, what? are you suggesting ALL girls aren't crazy? lol

stop the presses! most of the guys I know (some of the girls to) have been fibbing to me!
Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
Women are very good at hiding their craziness. Dorthy had no qualms about revealing that side of personality even though she defended it as being sarcastic. Last I heard, sarcasm is something people grow tired of hearing. It might work on a few occasions but eventually the novelty wears thin. Excessive use of sarcasm speaks much more volume about the user's state of the mind than it does the recipient of that sarcasm. Craziness comes in all levels and sizes.
wait, what? are you suggesting ALL girls aren't crazy? lol
stop the presses! most of the guys I know (some of the girls to) have been fibbing to me!
Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
I'm a fan of Big Bang Theory, Sheldon knows a girl, who is his friend, but she's not his girlfriend. While seeking refugee the mailman informs him "bitches be crazy". They do not however like this pointed out to them. DM was constantly changing, one day sweet as sugar, the next she could tear into some fucktard and you'd just be glad it weren't you. It was fun to watch, and yeah I miss her.
Some threads she started were clearly hate threads, don't miss that. But they did get thousands of views and hundreds of replies. Say what you will, she had a following of sorts.
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wait, what? are you suggesting ALL girls aren't crazy? lol

stop the presses! most of the guys I know (some of the girls to) have been fibbing to me!
Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
its kind of like the apple banana. What came first the rainbow or the butterfly? The egg or the rooster?! Omgeee! Like I'm like so confused.
In loving memory of my girl DM and her wicked sense of humor. She'd piss herself if she saw this thread!

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1323675
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I'm a fan of Big Bang Theory, Sheldon knows a girl, who is his friend, but she's not his girlfriend. While seeking refugee the mailman informs him "bitches be crazy". They do not however like this pointed out to them. DM was constantly changing, one day sweet as sugar, the next she could tear into some fucktard and you'd just be glad it weren't you. It was fun to watch, and yeah I miss her.
Some threads she started were clearly hate threads, don't miss that. But they did get thousands of views and hundreds of replies. Say what you will, she had a following of sorts. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Amy (Farrah Fowler to avoid confusion - from the TV Show The Big Bang Theory)

trust me. I don't deny my geeky/nerdy side at all. I know all about TBBT. I've been a fan since the pilot. I luv how they met. Raj threatening Sheldon with the hidden dirty sock possibly hidden in the apartment. And the episode where Sheldon got jealous so he asked Penny out (right when they became bf/gf). ha!

its kind of like the apple banana. What came first the rainbow or the butterfly? The egg or the rooster?! Omgeee! Like I'm like so confused. Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
? coo coo, coo coo (can someone tell me what she means here? lol just playin)

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In loving memory of my girl DM and her wicked sense of humor. She'd piss herself if she saw this thread!

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1323675 Originally Posted by YummyMarie
ha! I'll finally admit to getting that now. smh. I thought it was some shorthand for Palace Inn Hotel's. lol admittedly, didn't give it much thought. now I know. learned my thing for today.
Amy

trust me. I don't deny my geeky/nerdy side at all. I know all about TBBT. I've been a fan since the pilot. I luv how they met. Raj threatening Sheldon with the hidden dirty sock possibly hidden in the apartment. And the episode where Sheldon got jealous so he asked Penny out (right when they became bf/gf). ha! Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Farrah_Fowler

Speaking of coo coo confusion: My first thought..."who the fuck is Amy?!"

Then Yummy got curious, looked it up, read the first paragraph, and decided "TL;DR."
ha! I'll finally admit to getting that now. smh. I thought it was some shorthand for Palace Inn Hotel's. lol admittedly, didn't give it much thought. now I know. learned my thing for today. Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

LOL. It's hard to find a post or thread that does not include the mentioning of the notorious Palace Inn, the home away from home for many Houstonian hobbyists and providers alike.
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http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Farrah_Fowler

Speaking of coo coo confusion: My first thought..."who the fuck is Amy?!"

Then Yummy got curious, looked it up, read the first paragraph, and decided "TL;DR." Originally Posted by YummyMarie
corrected my post to avoid anyone else from wondering about the random name. I knew Hardhat would get it. didn't really think about others.

the first paragraph tells you all you need to know. if you're a fan like myself and Hardhat you know the rest or should.

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LOL. It's hard to find a post or thread that does not include the mentioning of the notorious Palace Inn, the home away from home for many Houstonian hobbyists. Originally Posted by FrenchToast
exactly. most of the times I came across Patel, somewhere in the post before the term or after the term Palace Inn would be there. so my natural smarts and all told me that's what it must be referring to.