So.. that's YOUR ADMISSION you never served COWARD?
Originally Posted by RedLeg505
woomby considers the time he carries the rainbow flag at the Gay Pride marches as his "service", along with his "labors" at the gloryholes ! He does offer freebies and steep discounts to the LGBT military " members " that his hero odummer has allowed to serve openly. He's even working to open an additional stall down at the 'holes to sell them rainbow colored thongs and rainbow colored feather boas just like he wears during his "marches" . woomby will be offering blowup dolls of Shrillary, Nattering Nancy Pelosi, Lieawatha Fauxcahontis Warren, Debbie Wasserman-I-know-nossing-Shultz, Patty Murray, and all of the other hurl-inducing " beauty queens " that the dumbascraps have. His " full service " operation down at the 'holes will soon expand to teaching more of his fudge-packers how to do bukakke, how to receive ATM, how to receive a strapon from a BBW or morbidly obese woman ( in honor of woomby's Momma /SEEster ! ) and how to get his favorite "ropey load" facials ! Quite the "entrepreneur" , that woomby ! Hopefully he can do better at expanding that multi-generational family business than his "freelance writer for travel brochures" career has lasted !