Tell me a weird thing that turns you on?

I freakin love a nice smooth nice dick in a mans hand while he masturbates and pulls real slowly on it while I watch him
Oh I love rough MFM porn !! Originally Posted by Exotic_gem

Let’s watch some next time we meet

I didn't read them all but in the 4 or so pages I did read there wasn't anything I would classify as weird. Enjoyable sure, I have one that's just slightly different. I did it once and probably never will again. Mid 70's springtime Saturday morning. I married really young and she was incredibly hot. We were cleaning the house the windows were open and it was really pleasant. Scholastic Rock was kind of a new thing. I had the TV on all morning so it was in my head. My tall leggy wife crossed between me and the bed. I had the thought so I did. I threw her on the bed pulled her sundress skirt up and peeled her panties off. She struggled a little bit but she knew resistance was futile. I held her down and fucked her hard while I made her sing "Loly Loly get your adverbs here" She'd sing one verse and try to stop but I was not having that. I am here tto tell you its was fun, for me anyway.

These days I really enjoy locked on eye contact during CIM and swallow. Is she can not wince and not stop and keep her eyes on mine it just does something for me,

Scenario #1: I did this several times a couple of years ago with Ebony providers, I requested they wear only white low top Chuck Taylor Converse All Star basketball shoes during the entire session and with one white provider she was allowed to wear red ones.

Scenario #2: I had invited 2 providers that did not know each other and did an entire session with one having to sit on a chair close by and only watch, they weren’t allowed to speak to each other, the one forced to watch couldn’t speak at all, but she was allowed to take instructions from me like to take her clothes off when told and to masturbate and touch herself when I told her...After the big finishes I purposely crudely told the chair girl, “Ok, get the fuck out!”...A few weeks later we did it again but with the Ladies roles reversed, each time it was very erotic.

Let’s watch some next time we meet Originally Posted by EJ Dfw

Yumm I’ll be anticipating this one

I need a shower after that image...

Personally my latest kinks are giving watersports and pegging.

Nothing more erotic than letting go all over my lover after he is spent. And pegging, such a slow sensual experience.

Yayyyyy for kinks!

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hell yeahh thats ME!

I luv having my long lips sucked and pulled on with light use of the teeth!

I also love bald heads & goatees/beards..I will ride that damn face hard if you sport facial hair! Originally Posted by DallasRain

That pretty much describes me. I get stopped 2 or 3 times a week by someone asking if I am the guy from Breaking Bad. It is not uncommon to get a photo request. One guy wanted me to make him some Meth. SMH

Also a freak about eating pussy and playing with those fat juicy lips. MMmmm

Mild turn ons-

A man carrying groceries, opening jars,being chivalrous in general

I really love it when men surprise you with dates and have everything planned

Sexy turn-ons-
Ass licked

Big pussy lips. That’s my fetish. Originally Posted by Chico Brown

I love big pussy lips too and the way a girl wraps her legs around my neck uncontrollably just moments before coming

-Eating a girl's ass

Johnson and Johnson baby oil.... (was the lube of choice when I was overseas for anal) still gives me a hard on when I smell it

Rusty Trombone on me ����♂️

hmmm big pussy lips....ME! I have very big ones lol

Smart women.

Several providers actually had not just sharp minds, but had been educated. No names, but the hot list included:

A genetic scientist type who claimed an MS - she went full professor when I told her I'd read about CRISPR and by the time she finished explaining it I was almost more turned on than I was when she rimmed me, fucked me senseless and finished with a bbbjcim.

One said she was about to get her MD, which I originally thought was bull. Not really testing her, but a condition of mine came up in pre-play time and she went into great detail about it. For some reason it gave me a harder stiffy than most girls' BJs. Another swallower to boot, and I was devastated when she retired.

Probably the hottest smarty of my recollection was Alice aka Rumor. She would skewer the bullies on the board, crack me up with her humor, and then drop things on me like: "Next time remind me, Fuck First!!!" when I couldn't get it up for round 2 after her opening BJ drained me quicker than Haley tossing back a Tequila.

I love it when women lie and tell me I'm hurting them with my big dick. asian ladies do it the best...it sounds more believable in chinese accent for some reason.