Best Movie Quote EVER!

"Torture you? That's a good idea..I like that" - Mr Blonde to Officer Nash

From Blazing Saddles:


Igor: [Peek back out from the castle's door] Blucher!
[Horses Whining]

Originally Posted by jazzbill

Actually that is from "Young Frankenstein" I believe

Time to die.

Okay, I'm on a roll here.

"I do not say, 'BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!'" -- Dracula, but can you guess from which movie?
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

One of my Favs

Actually that is from "Young Frankenstein" I believe Originally Posted by Tatonka

Ooops! my bad.

Friends don't make their friends die Hans.
Psychopathic friends do. You're the one thought psychopaths were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after awhile, don't you think?

-Seven Psychopaths

"Here's Johnny" Nicholson in the Shinning.

"Give me a fucking wiener before I die" Nicholson in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

"First rule of Fight Club...."

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Full Metal Jacket

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Full Metal Jacket Originally Posted by Luvdatpuddy

Awe makes me wanna sing the Mickey Mouse Club song.
Great flick!!

Count Dracula: [calling on a blood bank] We've come to make a withdrawal. We have a very sick man in the car. He needs blood, desperately.
Bloodbank Guard: That's a hearse!
Count Dracula: So maybe we're a bit late.

Love at First Bite

Oh, lookie here. Somebody threw away a perfectly good whiteboy!

i like you pvt. Pyle
i think im gonna let you skull fuck my sister !!!!

Willard: Are you crazy, Goddammit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach, Captain, then its safe to surf this beach! I mean, I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!

I remember this one espespcially when someone says something REALLY stupid