Alcee Hastings Drops it on Texas Like It's Hot

You don't even make sense. You constantly bombard me about being gay, but then I'm jealous of someone fucking a woman? You are the absolute worst piece of human garbage I have ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with. If you had anything to say, it might be different, but you're like a broken fucking record. Originally Posted by WombRaider

Well woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot, with your 1 review, we can see how you are averse to women and prefer men. And you back that up by saying that "2 white dicks will fit in your mouth. And you finally admitted about working the glory hole in an earlier post on here today. Did not being able to hook up with a woman drive you to your faggishness and glory holing as a part of your punishment of yourself ? Seek help woomby ! There's a twelve step program for just about everything now. Maybe they'll play your "theme song" at the therapy group that you have them play for you at Talleywackers...MANEATER !!

12 years old, and yes, it's a car you degenerate pervert. It's a 2003 S600 BiTurbo V12. Best car I've ever had.

You wish you were pulling my dick. At least then you'd know what it was like to play with a big, hard dick. Originally Posted by WombRaider

It is an awesome car but who besides the dealer can fix it? Have you done anything about the 155 MPH speed limiter?

It is an awesome car but who besides the dealer can fix it? Have you done anything about the 155 MPH speed limiter? Originally Posted by DSK

I would never let anyone other than a Merc authorized mechanic or shop work on it. It's been cared for by the same shop since I got it. And yes, the limiter was removed. Not really a lot of places around here to get up to that speed, but out west on some of those long, straight roads, I've had it up to 165 and it's amazing how stable it was. Massaging seats are heaven on those long road trips.

Plus, if you've never heard one start up, it's orgasmic. That long crank noise it makes. Heavenly.

Well woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot, with your 1 review, we can see how you are averse to women and prefer men. And you back that up by saying that "2 white dicks will fit in your mouth. And you finally admitted about working the glory hole in an earlier post on here today. Did not being able to hook up with a woman drive you to your faggishness and glory holing as a part of your punishment of yourself ? Seek help woomby ! There's a twelve step program for just about everything now. Maybe they'll play your "theme song" at the therapy group that you have them play for you at Talleywackers...MANEATER !! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

Do you just like bullshitting?

As for women, I'm averse to middle-aged has been porn stars who've seen more ass than a rental car.

Word gets round quickly at the gloryhole... Originally Posted by WombRaider

Your little black book is full of phone numbers you garnered from your gloryhole walls, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas; just like your mouth is full of dicks.

Just like I know every time you open your mouth, the cum from your customers at the truck stop gloryhole dribbles out. Originally Posted by RedLeg505

Nope. I swallow. Originally Posted by WombRaider

... my boyfriend does complain, about my dick being too wide, not my ass. Originally Posted by WombRaider

Dick AND tits? Is it christmas morning? Originally Posted by WombRaider

Your little black book is full of phone numbers you garnered from your gloryhole walls, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas; just like your mouth is full of dicks. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

How do you think I found your phone number, big boy

How do you think I found your phone number, big boy Originally Posted by WombRaider

Yeah. Intellect.

Yeah. Intellect. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

So, in your superior judgement, one who possesses intellect must also be a stick in the mud? I keep half my brain tied around my back to make it fair for you jackholes. Why don't you go read up on common core, report back to me. I want 5K words on it by Tuesday.

You still wouldn't understand it, "True Genius".

You still wouldn't understand it, "True Genius". Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Says the guy who's up half the night drinking and having the whiskey shits. Tell the old ball and chain to pick up another multi-pack of Depends, it's gonna be a shitty week.

What's worse is that when you were younger, you got whiskey dick. Life is cruel. You're old and stupid and senile. And no one likes you. And don't even think about praying. Would you pray to a god that's let your life become what it has? Only a real fucking asshole type would play some shit like that. Better yet, would a god listen to your whiskey-shitting, formerly whiskey-dicking ass? I'm that god, I ain't listening, but that's just me.

How do you think I found your phone number, big boy Originally Posted by WombRaider

That ten digit number was the one you wrote when you tallied the number of dicks you've sucked, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

Says the guy who's up half the night drinking and having the whiskey shits. Tell the old ball and chain to pick up another multi-pack of Depends, it's gonna be a shitty week.

What's worse is that when you were younger, you got whiskey dick. Life is cruel. You're old and stupid and senile. And no one likes you. And don't even think about praying. Would you pray to a god that's let your life become what it has? Only a real fucking asshole type would play some shit like that. Better yet, would a god listen to your whiskey-shitting, formerly whiskey-dicking ass? I'm that god, I ain't listening, but that's just me. Originally Posted by WombRaider

Just the response I'd expect from a "True Genius" with a superior "intellect". You don't understand it, do you?

Just the response I'd expect from a "True Genius" with a superior "intellect". You don't understand it, do you?


Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Drink more whiskey. Shit pants. Repeat.

That ten digit number was the one you wrote when you tallied the number of dicks you've sucked, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

no, it was you. you wrote your number on the wall of that gloryhole.

no, it was you. you wrote your number on the wall of that gloryhole. Originally Posted by WombRaider

You're so "#Grubered" drunk on Odumbo jizz-juice you can't identify your own balls from those of your boyfriend when he's fucking you in the ass, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas, let alone remember that the number you cited represents the number of cocks you've sucked.

Just like I know every time you open your mouth, the cum from your customers at the truck stop gloryhole dribbles out. Originally Posted by RedLeg505

Nope. I swallow. Originally Posted by WombRaider

... my boyfriend does complain, about my dick being too wide, not my ass. Originally Posted by WombRaider

Dick AND tits? Is it christmas morning? Originally Posted by WombRaider