A Polite Reminder to the Ladies of Things That Should Be Perfectly Obvious

Allow me to append an item. The last is:

3. Overuse of Goodbye threADs - this seems to be happening with some frequency as of late. Indeed, the language in them is an absolute overkill of hyperbole accompanied by the "this is it, I am so sad, I will only see people I have seen before, so you best schedule now" littany of statements.

Well, that seems awfully silly on two fronts: (a) anyone who has not made the time to see you yet may not be on your schedule, especially if you are available at times and dates that don't sync-up with them; and, (b) does them seeing you once really make you feel any more secure in classifying them as any type of regular?

Then there is the pure logic and economics of life. The use of the Goodbye threAD and its "My last Christmas Special! OMG!" and the like types will run their course. Unless you are planning to maintain your lifestyle as you enjoy it (let us assume you are doing this to work your way through college or some such) at the current rates and you get a "real job" only in the day, chances are you will quickly find that your creature comforts aren't adding up to what you were accustomed to, and you may wish to return. This will be followed by the odd "I'm back" threAD.

I know this certainly makes them more attractive to us lol - Thanks Sonya

Wow you've been through a lot, need a new girl 😘
Obviously they don't know what they have been doing

Nailed it! Hahahaha, thank you sir! I'm still laughing...

My thoughts exactly. All of that is annoying but specially for me when a provider has verified me and I still have to wait minutes before an appointment to get a location.
Houston is a huge city .

This was PRICELESS!!!

How about be showered and READY?
I've seen one provide who always showers once we get in the room.
Meanwhile the timer on he phone is clicking away.
Shouldn't this be an OTC activity?
$$$/hr... A 10 min shower is .5 I'm paying for what should be
done prior to our meeting. Plus, I like to make out and undress
my partner as part of the session. When she comes out of the shower
naked, it takes that away. Senseless for her to get dressed again
just so I can strip her clothes off... Should I mention this to her?
Or just move on to the Next?

Here's another one:

Its fairly easy and obvious ya'lls ads are copied and pasted. But always review it before its posted for the most part especially if you are traveling to other cities. I can't stand seeing outcalls advertised by visitors only to try to set up an appointment and ending up with "sorry babe, I don't do out calls, or " sorry I only do outcalls in (insert home city)" and I'm pretty sure specials are advertised longer than they last.

I like the idea of keeping water, wine or beer available in case my guest wants something to drink. I like sexy music in the background and dim soft lights. I didn't realize the only effort I need to make is no dirty condoms, no dog poop and no bloody panties........ Good information to have.

What the fucking fuck?

Second!

Originally Posted by Guest072614-1

Lol

I propose an addendum to the chit chat conversation:
While I'm perfectly ok with some small talk on meeting, 1) I'm not good at it and 2) limit the prying into personal details.

If I were some suave ladies man, I probably wouldn't be plopping down cash to see you, so try to understand that I don't maintain a chat easily with someone I don't know either. Perhaps some basic conversational guidelines like asking easy questions or ask questions about something that may interest us?

I'm here for a fantasy transaction. While I understand you're trying not to to get busted, keep in mind that so am I. Maybe have a stock of easy, non-specific questions that don't make me feel like I'm getting grilled by LE or interviewing for the position of blackmail/stalking victim.

Plus 1 on the chit chat, in our pay for play world you ladies are concerned about the pay. Keep in mind us gents are equally concerned about the play. Anything approaching 50% of the time spent in idle chatter appears to be avoidance of the reason why we're here. One can pay a shrink $100/hr to talk, you can buy a stripper drinks all night and have talk inbetween table dances, or sit in a civie bar and chat up the bartender. Conversation is not the reason for the appointment.

don't get me wrong, I love to connect with the person I'm with to enhance the intimate experience. And am fully aware that to connect you need to communicate. I'm referring to those who would use the conversation as avoidance to the intimacy. Usually if there's connection, I'll come back for more, and longer sessions in the future.

The no chit chat works both ways , I love what I do but sometimes I just want to fuck. I don't care about your dog , wife , kids , grandkids ....but I listen anyway , some men need to learn the hygiene part as well no lady wants to suck a man of that smells musty and like piss , there is unscented soap and wash clothes I provide in the bathroom