Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

Sheeeeesh. Tough crowd. Neither me ego nor me mast be ready for the bruisin and swashbucklin.

Avast, me mateys. Yar captain be taking his talents to the Back of the Page. I shall more freely peddle me wares once me have conquered calmer waters. Originally Posted by Captain.Classic


A pirate-hoe? That's what I call a niche market... Especially if peg leg is involved... Upcharge!
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Arghh. No peg leg, but plenty a'wood, you saucy wench.
Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
Lol too funny
Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
DATY? - check
Front of the line? - oh hell no! (H.Hat slowly, casually backs out towards the nearest exit)
Thanks to Camille, Orca and that cursed Notebook, looks like I got out just in time. I'm with you Captain, tough crowd here. Time to sail off to calmer seas.
Bon Voyage ya'll
Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
Like comedy central.

I heard someone is retiring,hmmm.
Who is it?
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Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
If they are any good at DATY they best be chewing.
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Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
You'll find some of those in the "other" forum.
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Lmfao some of you tards have GDS already and you haven't even been verified.
Message me and I can help you out. I will write you the best review ever that will have your phone ringing off the hook, if you let me have a free/discounted session first. You must be MSOG and willing to let me go over our decided time frame.

So which one of you have the NBA policy?
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Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
No upcharge for you luv. I will gladly take your tongue up my azz while I daty, as long as the yard is trimmed and you had the curtains cleaned. Better if you took the curtains down.... so post a pic please.

I am not pm'ing the address either until I see a pic.

xoxo
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Like comedy central.

I heard someone is retiring,hmmm.
Who is it? Originally Posted by siberia
I retired last night. Woke up and realized I lost the 'donation' between SPEC's and the Palace, so.................

Frickin' rent is due!!!!! And........ I am not going to be seeing 'new friends' after the first. I am also 'open' to TUMA Gang Bang. Must pm pictures...... faces.... not tongues!!!!!

Sorry, LM..... I deleted the tongue pic!!!
Lmfao some of you tards have GDS already and you haven't even been verified.
Message me and I can help you out. I will write you the best review ever that will have your phone ringing off the hook, if you let me have a free/discounted session first. You must be MSOG and willing to let me go over our decided time frame.

So which one of you have the NBA policy? Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina
Nice of you to join us Sexy Kitty,
Let me assure you, no GDS here. I will always remember my humble beginnings, and all those who've help me rise to 'fame'. I do however have a Silver Tongue, with references to prove such. As far as being Verified? I claim some sort of discrimination, the mod'tards just hate me I reckon, maybe cuz I'm prettier lol. I definitely prefer to remain UTR since it's worked so well up to this point. But if you're interested in a freebie... todays your lucky day, I'm running an unadvertised special. Just whisper in my ear and I'll tell you all the juicy details.
And as far as our retired, or maybe he's just tired, T.Choker. I've volunteered to take up his slack, or catch his overflow. Whichever the case may be.
NCNS kinky orca

I think he double booked.
Sat by the orca pool for
45 mins waiting.
I hope he has good explanation
for himself.
Called numerous times with
my orca whistle & no response.
Hoping he didn't get jacked by
a lady pimp shark.
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Nice of you to join us Sexy Kitty,
Let me assure you, no GDS here. I will always remember my humble beginnings, and all those who've help me rise to 'fame'. I do however have a Silver Tongue, with references to prove such. As far as being Verified? I claim some sort of discrimination, the mod'tards just hate me I reckon, maybe cuz I'm prettier lol. I definitely prefer to remain UTR since it's worked so well up to this point. But if you're interested in a freebie... todays your lucky day, I'm running an unadvertised special. Just whisper in my ear and I'll tell you all the juicy details.
And as far as our retired, or maybe he's just tired, T.Choker. I've volunteered to take up his slack, or catch his overflow. Whichever the case may be. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Sexy Kitty, I like that! I would take you up on your offer but I can't get away from work today. Can you hold your special until next week? Just for me of course..I promise to right an amazing review for you!, I will even ad some pictures.

P.s.. I love someone with a silver tongue. I might have to bring some extra funds for another 30mins unless that's part of your special to??

Tehehe
Sexy Kitty, I like that! I would take you up on your offer but I can't get away from work today. Can you hold your special until next week? Just for me of course..I promise to right an amazing review for you!, I will even ad some pictures.

P.s.. I love someone with a silver tongue. I might have to bring some extra funds for another 30mins unless that's part of your special to??

Tehehe Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina
"Orca NCNS"
Why am I not surprised, marine life can be so flaky.
I offered the whale the same deal as T.Choker but
his pride got in the way and he thought he could
handle it on his own. While waiting, did you remember
to bait him with sardines? Ya gotta always use the
good Norwegian brand, he can smell the difference
a mile away. If he failed to specify I'm sure it's only
cuz he's overworked. Yeah, cheap bait it's a real deal
breaker in the aquatic man whore trade... I thought
everyone already knew that.. SMH

Sexy Kitty,
I understand about work taking too much time from the
things we enjoy. Especially during the holidays, therefore
in the yuletide spirit I will extend my special to you alone.
And to any one else with a made up excuse. Kat, you know
you're special 365, it's only right we take the time to let you
know we appreciate you.
My Silver Tongue has come in handy in between rounds.
In my advanced years I find I need a little more recovery
before the next go. And these clock watcher birches think
I should have them in orgasmic splendor from the time
I walk in until I fell their stiletto hell in my back as they
kick me out the door... Doesn't anyone talk anymore?
I'm not a machine, I have feelings too... boo hoo hoo.
It takes a special kind of person to provide the service
I do, as I'm sure you know well. Sometimes it just takes
it's toll on me. But my regulars love me, and sometimes
bake me cookies... I wouldn't give up this chit for the world.
And I love me some cookies... Damn, now I get it... COOKIES
duh
NCNS kinky orca

I think he double booked.
Sat by the orca pool for
45 mins waiting.
I hope he has good explanation
for himself.
Called numerous times with
my orca whistle & no response.
Hoping he didn't get jacked by
a lady pimp shark. Originally Posted by siberia

And he advertizes to be low volume?? This Orca is so busy he's got clients sitting in the kiddy pool waiting to get an "I'm ready" call!

It is sure kind of you to give him the benefit of the doubt, but we know these Orcas are famous for turning tricks after tricks! He probably got a multi hour appt offer just to finish watching The Notebook and decided you weren't worth the work!

Orca may be the flavor of the month, but I assure you it will taste like rotten fish very soon...

Some DO need management. He could use Pyramider as his photographer and Boardman as his PR "guy" (I heard he is neutered so he never loses his temper, true?)