TEXTING, PM'S, EMAIL.... are you fucking kidding me?

#1) I bet I wouldn't be scum or a loser if I had written a yes review.
#2) I treated you with the up most respect, and it's kills the mood when foul odors occur. Originally Posted by outlawstarter

Did you say FOUL ODORS? I mean what are we talking about here OutLawStarter.... Lack of personal Hygiene or did you experience a smell (And I've been there)... Like a skunk ass raped a dead tuna?

SL there comes a time in a mans life when he should slow down and relax a little, have you considered hiring a booking assistant for yourself so you can relax between sessions. Originally Posted by thisguy23

LOL the hunt is sometimes better than the kill.... if you know what I mean. I figure its keeping me young!

Hooker Board Putdown & Credibility Test:

Smelly Kitty > Dinky, like my Pinky > Limp Shrimp;

Of course, the combining of two insults was creative, so maybe:

Dinky, like her Pinky & Limp Shrimp > Foul Odor?

Nah. Dude wins. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

After that, It didn't take him long to get a yes review written.... lol Originally Posted by Lil' Tex

Not hard to do when "MOST" don't smell like the shit house door of a tuna boat! Guys are easy that way!

I think Britttanys advise is very good here and in many situations where a provider finds herself over arguing a point. Originally Posted by John_Dough