Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

And to all of you Michtes, if I see you, I expect the same special I saw on your review from last month!

Ladies, why settle for gristly mystery meat, when you can have the genuine USDA Prime steak? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I am shakin' the bushes boss

And he advertizes to be low volume?? This Orca is so busy he's got clients sitting in the kiddy pool waiting to get an "I'm ready" call!

It is sure kind of you to give him the benefit of the doubt, but we know these Orcas are famous for turning tricks after tricks! He probably got a multi hour appt offer just to finish watching The Notebook and decided you weren't worth the work!

Orca may be the flavor of the month, but I assure you it will taste like rotten fish very soon...

Some DO need management. He could use Pyramider as his photographer and Boardman as his PR "guy" (I heard he is neutered so he never loses his temper, true?) Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Camille,
Killer Orca is one of the finest whales that I know, well actually he's the only whale I know. Sure he has a Notebook addiction problem, but we're not supposed to talk about that in open forum. Maybe we should put together an intervention? And I'm pretty sure he is not neutered, he mentioned he was on testosterone stabilizers to control his rage. Whether they work or not, only time will tell.
I've heard he's had plenty of offers for 'management' but again his pride keeps him from accepting help. He's a great guy/whale/aquatic whore, just has multiple issues to deal with. We've all been there.
Maybe he's just here for the quick buck, I've heard he has plans to retire in the Bahamas, basking in the shallow blue, feeding off great whites and keeping the beaches safe for the tasty tourists.

And to all of you Michtes, if I see you, I expect the same special I saw on your review from last month! Originally Posted by Camille Fox

(private man whore tags) you guys get a load of this Lady? Trying to tell me how and when to run a special? That was a special Thanksgiving Day special. And it took me weeks to prepare 10 turkey dinners for my "gobble gobble gobble, all you can eat" special. It'd put me in the poor house running that year round. Sheeesh some people.
(private man whore tags)

Very nice Camille, for you I'll make an exception.
But only for you.
And anyone else with a made up excuse.
H.Hat

Oh fuck, wrong brackets
Where's that edit button?
HELP!!!

Camille,
Killer Orca is one of the finest whales that I know, well actually he's the only whale I know. Sure he has a Notebook addiction problem, but we're not supposed to talk about that in open forum. Maybe we should put together an intervention? And I'm pretty sure he is not neutered, he mentioned he was on testosterone stabilizers to control his rage. Whether they work or not, only time will tell.
I've heard he's had plenty of offers for 'management' but again his pride keeps him from accepting help. He's a great guy/whale/aquatic whore, just has multiple issues to deal with. We've all been there.
Maybe he's just here for the quick buck, I've heard he has plans to retire in the Bahamas, basking in the shallow blue, feeding off great whites and keeping the beaches safe for the tasty tourists. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Stop the 'circle jerkin' here HHat. that frickin' whale is a worn out slut. Have you seen the last vid he did, 'One Whale, Two Cups'? The fucker lives in his toilet. Don't be shy about the dfk ladies!! Don't mind the yellow teeth, either. The yellow ain't from not brushin' either.

Yeah, and notice all the side shots in the showcase? Says, Full figured, ht/ wt proportionate. He's a whale!!!

And HHat... watch the comments about him feeding on Great Whites.... heh.......... I happen to be packin one of those....... fyi.

^^^^^^^
LMFAO
Okay the truth is out there, he's hit rock bottom.
Living in the toilet and its not even his toilet.
I was just trying to give him time to turn his life around.
His Notebook addiction has a serious hold on him.
That story has ruined more lives than I care to mention.
And despite any rumors out there...
There are no turkey dinners out there
That never happened, not now, not ever.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(except for you Camille)

Have to make this quick, had to borrow the phone from a ts dolphin, got netted in a raid at an ilegal bait shop. Heading out to sea in a tuna boat. Someone call p.e.t.a., greenpeace, this maybe my last message.......help!!

You dyslexic fucktard.... I said screen........... not seine !!!!!!!!!!

HA... ts dolphin... tuna boat.... this is starting to read like the M Lounge!!!

Cheers!!

Have to make this quick, had to borrow the phone from a ts dolphin, got netted in a raid at an ilegal bait shop. Heading out to sea in a tuna boat. Someone call p.e.t.a., greenpeace, this maybe my last message.......help!! Originally Posted by kinkyorca

P.E.T.A. says there's no proof of cruelty to animals.
Greenpeace says they're only concerned about wholesome humpbacks, that helping manwhore Orca could tarnish their public image. Trolling an illegal bait shop? What were you thinking?
Maybe you could get any mermaid groupies or some of your regulars to come up with your bail/ransom... Oh wait, never mind. Call me when you get out/escape, I'm sure there's a rehab or 12 step program we can get you some help...
Until then, don't call collect from jail.
I ain't taking my ex stepson's calls,
ain't taking yours... (long story)

Maybe Kinky Orca
had an emergency with
his baby momma.
He has 107 reviews.
My ATF.
Quit talking about
his pictures you
jealous trick.
I aint white knighting
nothing.
He still hasn't commented.
Whoever he seen that day
stole him.
Damn her.

Lmfao some of you tards have GDS already and you haven't even been verified.
Message me and I can help you out. I will write you the best review ever that will have your phone ringing off the hook, if you let me have a free/discounted session first. You must be MSOG and willing to let me go over our decided time frame.

So which one of you have the NBA policy? Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina

NBA? All pinck is green.

My hooktard persona is more than capable of writing reviews. So you will need to step up your game in order to compete with her.

Useless threAD...

I don't need a pimp...this shit sells itself...

Lol : )

Useless threAD...
I don't need a pimp...this shit sells itself... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Not all of us have been here for years and are as well like as you are. As a struggling new kid on the block, I gotta put myself out there. How are the ladies gonna know just how adorable I am if I don't lie to them here in this "Useless ThreAD"? Until I get Verified, which is highly unlikely cuz the mods all hate me. Until I get Verified the only way I can make myself known is to hijack someone else's thread. Who the hell started this thing anyway? I think he lost interest when he found out he wasn't the only "hobbyist selling himself". Backed off cuz of too much competition and he wasn't offering nothing but lip service. Thank God for the free enterprise system.
(apologies to our atheist friends for the 'thank God' remark)

Useless threAD...

I don't need a pimp...this shit sells itself... Originally Posted by Wakeup

You run off the new meat by reference
blocking. Smh.