Kendal Clarkson. What sort of hooker logic is this?

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I went to Austin once & will never return sorry darlin Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
ok ... what about cedar park?
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Kendal Clarkson's PUSSY POWER so bright, so shiny, so fleek, so on point that all it took was her pretty elegant finger responding via a phone keyboard to have this tosser frothing in his Fruit of the Looms in three counties.

Shine on Kendal you crazy diamond!!!



Signed,

The Twaterati
Nice work!





Kendal Clarkson's PUSSY POWER so bright, so shiny, so fleek, so on point that all it took was her pretty elegant finger responding via a phone keyboard to have this tosser frothing in his Fruit of the Looms in three counties.

Shine on Kendal you crazy diamond!!!



Signed,

The Twaterati
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Ambree Austin's Avatar
Hello everybody sorry I'm late to this fabulous party :-).... Now let me set some things straight.... First he did ask me if i offered cim and I told him no. Then he proceeded to ask me why does Mr bang bang get it and not him. I told him because me and him had a connection. I asked who he was and he told me *******. Now everybody think about this for a second. This guy is texting me from a number I don't know asking why Mr bang bang gets something he doesn't and telling me his name is *******. The reason I asked for his screen name is because if I asked for everyone's real name I would have 27 ******** in my phone. Then I asked him what he look like he described himself to me as Asian and built I told him I've seen a couple of Asians. Then I asked him what his screen name was and when he refused to tell me I asked him for a picture. This was not intended to screen him this was intended to know who I was talking to let's get that straight. He is correct I did not screen him at first because when I first started I did not know how to screen. I want to apologize for calling him an idiot I should have called him a sensitive little crybaby. I mean really who goes online in coed and cries about being called an idiot? I am one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet but he was giving me the runaround he would not give me his screen name. I also want to point out that he had previously seen me but then said that if I did not offer cim that would be a dealbreaker. So if it was a deal breaker then why did you see me to start with? Just saying! As a provider my phone is very busy and I don't have time nor the patience to go in circles with guys who refuse to give me there screen name after i asked 4 times for it. For god sakes PM me next time lol... Here's a tissue and good night






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And to the gentlemen who said i am now on his do not see list lol its ok sweetheart ur the one who's missing out....muah ;-)
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... I want to apologize for calling him an idiot I should have called him a sensitive little crybaby ... Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
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And to the gentlemen who said i am now on his do not see list lol its ok sweetheart ur the one who's missing out....muah ;-) Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
Not really I saw the mug shots Crazy Marine posted in alerts.
Notice I said shots? Not attractive at all!
Mods may remove that kind of shit, but someone always sees them first.
He is asian bahahahahaha thats why his ass is crazy


Exactly why I don't see asians
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Yeah so I've had a past.... I've grown up, learned, and became a better person because of it . But furthermore I became one hell of a provider. And if you don't think that's sexy that's cool but I think if you saw me in person you change your mind sweetheart. Oh and by the way half the girls on here have mugshots. And you're kind of being hypocritical don't you think because you partake in illegal activity every time you see a provider so really you can kiss my ass
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Yes, but not being stupid enough to get caught is a key factor.
So when you were caught twice, how long was your phone with mongers phone numbers out of your possession?
Did you get busted because you see newbies, or just bad at screening?
No screening at all?
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For one sweetheart those mug shots are from over 5 years ago so get your information correct first of all. I was not arrested for prostitution or anything to do with this profession. I was arrested for possession of (staff edit; forbidden topic; ztonk). And it's not about being smart because you can be the most intelligent person in the world and get caught up by being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Anyways I'm not going to sit here and argue with you I might have called this guy an idiot but it was only because he was acting like one. His first text message to me from a number I did not know was why does Mr bang bang it cim and I don't? When I proceeded to ask him who he was he told me ******* I said what is your screen name and he would not provide me with that. He said he had seen me before but then contradicted himself and said that if I did not offer CIM that would be a dealbreaker. Right there that sent up a red flag because I've never offered cim so if you have seen me before why wasn't it a deal breaker then. Like I said I could really care less if I'm on your do not see list because I have trouble enough keeping up with my phone as it is :-). One thing I know for sure is that I am A DAMN good provider and a very respectful person until you disrespect me. And mentioning somebody's mugshots is a low blow especially when you haven't lived A DAY in their shoes. I hope you have a wonderful wonderful week take care now






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Would more of you guys please put Kendal on your DNS list. It might make it easier for me to book her. :-) She rocks.

Seriously, why does this board attract so many misogynists? And how can they possibly get laid even when they offer to pay for it? Why don't more men step up to call them out? It seems it's mostly the women that stick up for each other. A topic for another thread perhaps.
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For one sweetheart those mug shots are from over 5 years ago so get your information correct first of all. I was not arrested for prostitution or anything to do with this profession.

I was arrested for possession of Forbidden Subject.

And it's not about being smart because you can be the most intelligent person in the world and get caught up by being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Anyways I'm not going to sit here and argue with you I might have called this guy an idiot but it was only because he was acting like one. His first text message to me from a number I did not know was why does Mr bang bang it cim and I don't? When I proceeded to ask him who he was he told me [rw info edit] I said what is your screen name and he would not provide me with that. He said he had seen me before but then contradicted himself and said that if I did not offer CIM that would be a dealbreaker. Right there that sent up a red flag because I've never offered cim so if you have seen me before why wasn't it a deal breaker then. Like I said I could really care less if I'm on your do not see list because I have trouble enough keeping up with my phone as it is :-). One thing I know for sure is that I am A DAMN good provider and a very respectful person until you disrespect me. And mentioning somebody's mugshots is a low blow especially when you haven't lived A DAY in their shoes. I hope you have a wonderful wonderful week take care now Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
So is it the monkey on your back pulling strings that makes you do questionable things?
I for one feel a intelligent person would have learned from one mistake.
There's a saying about the definition of insanity being one who does the same thing over and over, and expects a different result.
The monkey must be strong? Making you repeat your mistakes.
Did the monkey make you call satoshi an idiot via text, where he was able to show it to everyone?
Is the same monkey making you post about Forbidden Subjects on this site?
You know the allure of low hanging easy to pick fruit is hard for law enforcement to ignore?
Did you perhaps make friends taking those mug shots?
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  • Old-T
  • 02-19-2016, 04:56 PM
Hi Little Rickey-Poo! You are back from your time out in the corner. I wonder if you learned anything?

So is it the monkey on your back pulling strings that makes you do questionable things?
Why LRP, are you following your good biblical training? Are you indeed the person without and sins, flaws, broken rules--remember, lying is not nice! Why no! The evidence is that you were a naughty boy who had to be sent to the corner to ponder his mistakes in here.

I for one feel a intelligent person would have learned from one mistake.
Look! Little Ricky-Poo makes a funny! Class, it fits into the category of ironic sarcasm. LRP chastises someone for making the same mistake twice, while he has been banned HOW many times? Can you count that high?


There's a saying about the definition of insanity being one who does the same thing over and over, and expects a different result.
But SOME people believe that doesn't apply. Right Oh Ye Of A Thousand Handles?

The monkey must be strong? Making you repeat your mistakes.
See comment above, LRP.


Did the monkey make you call satoshi an idiot via text, where he was able to show it to everyone?
Reading for comprehension starts around the 4th grade LRP. Work hard and you just might get there some day. The rest of us read the thread and know that it was Satoshi's behavior that got him called an idio.

By the way, glad to see you have no condemnation for Satoshi showed texts he received. Aren't you supposed to point out that is wrong? Aren't you support to uphold the board rules? You make a big deal about them when you think they support your actions. Or are you letting you MCP side come through? You know, the side of you that only condemns women, while macho jerk can do whatever they feel like.



Is the same monkey making you post about Forbidden Subjects on this site?
You know the allure of low hanging easy to pick fruit is hard for law enforcement to ignore?
Did you perhaps make friends taking those mug shots? Originally Posted by moonshiner
That's the Little Ricky-Poo we have come to know and love--err loath. The one who is quick to point out 5 year old flaws but ignores his own five week old ones. Good work LRP. It looks like you made it through your entire time out and remain the same unspoiled chauvinist pig you were when we last saw you.
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Old-T you are as dim as they come. I am not Rickey-Poo nor was I on a time out. I put BANNED under my handle to mess with some loudmouth whores in Houston. lol Good to see some equally dim bulbs around here.
Wonder if you smell like rotting fish the way they did once I had them on the boat?