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Moon Balls's Avatar
Actually checkers is a Houston term started years ago predating the hole by at least eight years. Nice try. Originally Posted by pyramider
It really didn't even rise to that ^^^ modest level, did it?

More like kind of "meh" try. Originally Posted by eccienewbie
Just because Pyramider is in love with a girl many of us have enjoyed and EN is a SH flunky don't assume you both know everything. You'd be surprised what others know.
Just because Pyramider is in love with a girl many of us have enjoyed and EN is a SH flunky don't assume you both know everything. You'd be surprised what others know. Originally Posted by Moon Balls
Sounds like you're here to keep it real....

meh
Boltfan's Avatar
Listen Bolt ... yes I knew you different and it surprises me that you act like a pussy now ... It would really suck to find out that you're another DH's attaboys ... did the SH contaminated you?
Im no-ones boy ... I choose my girls ... so fuck off ... Capisce ...
Good Bye
Originally Posted by DarthDVader
Oh you know what, you love to hide behind the language barrier and then you go misinterpret shit and fly off the handle. Stop being a fucking douche bag child.

You have made it abundantly clear via PM and here you have a relationship with THN, and you have made it abundantly clear via PM you still value my opinion. The second I add those together to tell your girl she is fighting with the wrong person you fly off the handle.

Get a grip man.
Boltfan's Avatar
Checkers - another SH reference for those keeping score. Originally Posted by Moon Balls
Sorry to disappoint but that phrase has been around far longer that the spider hole has been in existence.
DarthDVader's Avatar
Your ability to change words into your own perceptions is surprisingly childish ...

1. Arrangement does not equal relationship, at least not yet in Webster or whatever dictionary ...
2. Value an opinion: Goes away if the other shows stupidity ... I did value your opinion, not anymore ...
3. Misinterpret: Giving a wrong interpretation of whats been said right?

... that is exactly what THN was complaining about your distorted mental misinterpretations ...
Seems like you live in your own paranoid world artificially created by what you eat or drink ...

If you don't like me responding to you don't mess with me ... pretty simple:
so Fuck Off (do you understand english?)

PS ... any further exchanges will be useless bc we live in two different worlds ...
When you come down to earth Bolt, let me know ...


Oh you know what, you love to hide behind the language barrier and then you go misinterpret shit and fly off the handle. Stop being a fucking douche bag child.

You have made it abundantly clear via PM and here you have a relationship with THN, and you have made it abundantly clear via PM you still value my opinion. The second I add those together to tell your girl she is fighting with the wrong person you fly off the handle.

Get a grip man. Originally Posted by Boltfan
pyramider's Avatar
Just because Pyramider is in love with a girl many of us have enjoyed and EN is a SH flunky don't assume you both know everything. You'd be surprised what others know. Originally Posted by Moon Balls
I see you have changed your handle again. Most folk make a handle and stick with lil pup.
ManSlut's Avatar
Man, this has to be one of the STUPIDEST fucking threads I've read on here in awhile !!

9 mother fucking pages of CUNTY!! I puked after trying to read the first two pages (could be this goddamn upper respiratory infection I'm fighting off though), jumped to the last two pages, got sick again...I think some dudes need to have their Man Cards revoked.

Seriously, 9 fucking pages of nothing informative or entertaining whatsoever, just dudes acting like BITCHES.
Boltfan's Avatar


If you don't like me responding to you don't mess with me ... pretty simple:
so Fuck Off (do you understand english?)

Originally Posted by DarthDVader
You can respond all you like to whatever you like. Thank goodness my give-a-fuck levels don't require your endorsement. And mess with you? This is a SHMB thread, someone is taking things waaaaaaay too seriously. Good luck with your relationship/arrangement/therapy or whatever it is.

Man, this has to be one of the STUPIDEST fucking threads I've read on here in awhile !!

9 mother fucking pages of CUNTY!! I puked after trying to read the first two pages (could be this goddamn upper respiratory infection I'm fighting off though), jumped to the last two pages, got sick again...I think some dudes need to have their Man Cards revoked.

Seriously, 9 fucking pages of nothing informative or entertaining whatsoever, just dudes acting like BITCHES. Originally Posted by ManSlut
The 5 pages in between contained the really good parts. You should go back and read those. I would recommend having a vomit bag nearby just in case.
Chess, Checkers, Monopoly, Sorry, Chutes & Ladders, "meh". Have fun with your "board games" but don't blame everyone else when they don't get your private jokes.

You btiches only wanna play when you have field-advantage - Like pussies! You run and hide behind each other and plan out who your gonna play board games with next - Like pussies!

Here's been my only off board experience with SHMB (that I know of): one of your dipshit members texts me telling me not to give any references for him to anyone who asks for one. I told him to go fcuk himself and I'd give out any goddamn reference I want and not to ever contact me again. Come to find out there was some drama going on in yalls ShitHole. Point being y'all are Fcuking kids with keyboards. Little ghetto-ass board-gangsters who get off on manipulating and controling what people do and how they react. Enough already.

Grow. The. Fcuk. Up.

Find something better to do with your time. Get laid, take a reading comprehension class, a sociology class, read a real book, play a real game or a real board game with someone you luvvvvvvv - AnYtHiNg! But for Godsakes quit making these stupid "board games" your life.

I can't imagine how much bullshit goes on behind the scenes before y'all actually take it to the main stage, but after all this time if you brainiacs put half the effort into something worthwhile instead of starting, playing and winning your dumbass "board games" we might have an answer to world peace by now (ya not really but you get the point)

You surround yourselves with mudslinging and "big girl panties" banter but do you ever think it might take a toll on your outlook overall? You know the idiots from high school that still think they are the shit at the 20yr reunion but everyone else feels sorry for because the idiot can't see themselves for what they are? That's you guys. The only difference here is strength in numbers. Ask anyone else from outside your shithole and you might start seeing how pathetic, desperate and insideous you've all become. Enjoy.

There's nothing wrong with being childish and immature and I bet the SH is A LOTof fun at times - a great place to cut loose. But when you start baiting and targeting people who have no idea why that's when you have crossed the line and THAT is why I'm glad I was the one to say something instead of someone who might actually be offended (or worse, support it). Just because y'all have been on these boards for well over a decade does not justify you to act like assholes to people who haven't.

Take some angry, violent Jason Gideon type newbie on the board who happens to read your "jokes" and takes it seriously? You wanna give people like that fuel so they can go on taking advantage of providers with ne'er a word said otherwise because she is new or afraid. You board gamers enable hate when you come out of your hole smelling like shit and you have no way of knowing what the REAL effects of your "jokes" might be. Think about your responsibility to the community you have been a part of for so long.

You asked me why I care so much? THAT IS WHY! I care about how people perceive your "board games" and what their warped minds might do with it and if you give two shit about the next guy your ATF or the new girl in W&I sees you would too.
if you brainiacs put half the effort into something worthwhile...we might have an answer to world peace by now Originally Posted by thathottnurse
You go too far. Everybody knows that the gif at the bottom of the page is the key to world peace.

Let's not blaspheme the gif by attributing its sacred powers to others in this thread of luv.
You go too far. Everybody knows that the gif at the bottom of the page is the key to world peace.

Let's not blaspheme the gif by attributing its sacred powers to others in this thread of luv. Originally Posted by eccienewbie
True Story. I stand corrected.

All hail the gif!
Neotek's Avatar
"meh" Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Mods, please ban her for infringing upon my trademark. Thank you and have a blessed day.

Music time bishes!!

Imatem

I long to walk among the spires, the futile reach towards the skies.
To celebrate, what we deny, that the choice was wrong.
I long to cross these quiet lands, the skies reflected on the ground.
Would all seem saved, redeemed and pure, if what I'd lost were found again.

What will become of us, I ask, should this chance pass us by?
Our lives spent living with regret if this comes to nothing.
To know we'd found for us, in this, the chance of some safe haven.
With every step we walk away, like we're gazing at the sun.

I long to sense, among the lies, the chronicles of everything.
Every thought, every word and deed, all that is and has ever been.
Through the tears that you have cried, the song remains and plays again.
The proof of who and what we are, as we meet the morning skies.

What will become of us, I ask, should this chance pass us by?
Our lives spent living with regret if this comes to nothing.
To know we'd found for us, in this, the chance of some safe haven.
With every step we walk away, like we're gazing at the sun.

Aware for once how far we've come, as we greet the morning skies.
All that we know, all that might have been, in place of joy an uneasy calm.
Discarded chances, failed attempts, greatest hours and our sufferance.

What will become of us, I ask, should this chance pass us by?
Our lives spent living with regret if this comes to nothing.
To know we'd found for us, in this, the chance of some safe haven.
With every step we walk away, like we're gazing at the sun.

What will become of us, I ask?
Discarded chances, failed attempts...
What will become of us, I ask?
...the chance of some safe haven.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Grow. The. Fcuk. Up.
Originally Posted by thathottnurse
but but but if all grew the fuck up
would they still spend money on whores

a happy hooker keeps guys young

or is that keeps old farts young
whatever
but but but if all grew the fuck up
would they still spend money on whores
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Oh yes. And lots of it
This is the most annoying thread ever...ijs