Hey Broheem, there might be a Steelers bar near you. Check it out:
https://www.visitpittsburgh.com/blog...of-pittsburgh/ Originally Posted by bambino
Malarkeys.
...so Dallas is starting to be infested with Pittsberders? We knew the Rust Belt invaders were coming...due to shows like Dallas promising a comfortable life with good wages. WE could have built a wall...but they would just fly in over Oklahoma or Arkansas. We knew they weren't sending their best...but Texas was booming then. We had A Democrat (Anne Richards) as the Guv....in her true Texan attitude of "Don't Just Eat a Hamburger...eat the HELL out of it"...she said "Fuck it...let 'em in". Now the streets of Dallas are littered with Iron City Beer cans...and people don't use turn signals either.
Whatever...a good place for them to congregate with the TV sound down (with the game on) while they listen to Christopher Cross and Loggins and Messina...and try to pick up women even hotter than Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After the inevitable Steelers loss (and striking out with wimmin' folk)..they fire up their Kia Rios and head on back home to watch Tucker and Hannity on their DVR's and heat up Stouffers Lasagna's (Careful..Product May Be Hot)...and then gripe that the last of Kraft Parmesan cheese has gotten all lumpy from being stored in the fridge door too long.. Then they curse something about "damn illegals" and go to sleep on their uncomfortable My Pillows...and think about writing a bad pillow review on PissedConsumer. So much "winning" for one day"...they are tired of all the winning.