SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

"I want you to know this is a first for me.....I have never done 12 tricks in one afternoon".

"I want you to know this is a first for me.....I have never done 12 tricks in one afternoon". Originally Posted by Jackie S

I know that provider! LOL

1. There's something I have to tell you...
2. I lied about my age, actually I'm not 19 (18? nope, 17? oh shit, SL's done it again, LOL)
3. You mind if I turn on the TV? Fav show is about to come on...
4. Ah, you're too large for me (fuck)
5. I'm out of condoms, did you bring some? (wwwwhat?)

Fake ID'S are only $100 on line.....

"You're a doctor...Can you take a look at these sores for me?"


Which is somewhat better than...


"You look like someone who is familiar with STDs...Can you take a look at these sores for me?"

"You're a doctor...Can you take a look at these sores for me?"


Which is somewhat better than...


"You look like someone who is familiar with STDs...Can you take a look at these sores for me?" Originally Posted by emptywallet

You can't get aids twice, can you?

You said a check was OK right?